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2007-03-18T22:34:00.000+08:00

On Ernie's birthday itself, which was on the 15th March, she had a photoshoot with the toilet paper company for the new ad. And if you realized, she went to spray herself, to make herself look red. Isnt it awesome? Im sorry if we cant post too many of the pictures. This is the only one that we have.

2007-02-27T18:06:00.000+08:00

GARAGE SALE!!!
Hello everyone, i, ERNIE will be having a garage sale. My stuff are NEW/UNUSED & SECOND HAND. All of them are still in good condition. Uh huh, i will be listing down the stuff im selling. If you want more information, please either TAG/EMAIL ERNIE. **IF YOU PURCHASE MORE THAN 2 THINGS, YOU WILL GET EITHER CANDY/CHOCOLATE.
SALE PERIOD: 28TH FEBRUARY-21ST MARCH(Last day of purchase)

SCHOOL STUFF
~~Blue ring files @ only $2 [~~2 stocks~~ 1 stock]~~ SOLD
~~A4 writing pad @ only $1.25 [3stocks]~~SOLD
Black ring file @ only $1 [1 stock]
SMSS green ring file @ only $2 [1 stock]
Purple flat file @ only $0.80 [1 stock]
Black flat file @ only @0.80 [1 stock]
Chinese red file @ only $2 [1 stock]
Chinese dictionary @ only $15 [1 stock]
10 years series CHEMISTRY & BIOLOGY(UNUSED) @ $6 [1 stock]
MACBETH TEXT @ only $9 [1 stock]
~~A MATH TEXT @ only $9 [~~2 stock~~ 1 stock]~~ SOLD
POA TEXT @ only $13 [1 stock]

MOVIE POSTERS (1 stock for all)
THE GRINCH @ only $5
DEVIL WEARS PRADA @ only $4
THE ILLUSIONIST @ only $6
SNAKES ON A PLANE @ only $6
NACHO LIBRE @ only $6
THE DALMATIONS 2 @ only $2
AQUAMARINE @ only $3
THE NATIVITY STORY @ only $5
JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE @ only $6
BE COOL @ only $4
CLICK @ only $4
ANT BULLY WALL HANGER @ only $8 (delivered from LAX)
HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME? @ only $2
LITTLE NICKY @ only $3
LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE @ only $5

MISCELLANEOUS (1 stock for all)
Keyboard wrist rest @ only $4
Smiley face tape @ only $1.80
Halloween candy bucket @ only $3.80
TY toys koala bear @ only $5
ADIDAS 3kg Dumbell @ only $25
Small whole puncher (transparent color) @ only $1.55

FOOD (definitely NEW & FROM THE U.S)
DENTYNE cinnamon gum @ only $1.50 [1 stock]
DENTYNE ice peppermint gum @ only $1.50 [1 stock]
DENTYNE ice spearmint gum @ only $1.50 [1 stock]
TRIDENT Splash Strawberry&kiwi gum@ only $1.50 [~~3 stocks~~ ~~2 stocks~~ 1 stock] SOLD

Thats all for now, but if i have more to add, i will! Stay tuned!

2007-02-22T16:57:00.000+08:00

Hello there guys. Just to let you know, Ernie & Chan are going to be real busy this year. But, dont worry. There'll be pictures coming up, so yeah! Thank You for your continuous support.
Ernie is going to Hong Kong during the weekend. Do meet her in Four Seasons Hotel!

2007-01-26T21:12:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone,
ERNIE IS OFFICIALLY A CHARMIN ULTRA SUPPORTER!
hip hip, hoooray!!!!!!

PICTURES

2007-01-16T22:13:00.000+08:00

Last year haha We took some pics in our school uniform cos Juannys off to Primary School and Eileens off to College in August ..

PICTURES

2007-01-13T22:59:00.000+08:00

Okay, here are the pictures, liek finally huhh? Yeh, theyre all scanned,s o im really sry for the bad quality man. No steals please lol. I took such a fucken long time to load them,. BLOGGER STINKS.

As you can read for yo'self. Hollywood Bowl

Hollywood

Last day in Vancouver

TGIF O.C

Hollywood with my mate, STORMTROOPER :)

Sausalito, my boat is cool eh?

San Diego

San Diego

San Fransisco. Okay, this is the only picture when everyones smiling, cause usually i dont smile, but, we were all laughing at the HK man who was taking a picture for us.

Whistler, Four Seasons

Las Vegas

My pet GULLY :D

Hummmerr!! Lake Tahoe, NV

Los Angeles. I had watermelon Jolly in my mouth lol

Read for yo'self . Right, we left an "i".

San Francisco

UPDATING

2007-01-12T22:30:00.001+08:00

Okay, so im currently SCANNING some of the pictures because, not that my cam aint digital, it is, but i lost the installment CD, so i cant really transfer them. So yeah, i gotta do it the old fashion way. Fun huh? No, its not fun. Picture quality suck too, damn it. But well, i was asked by Chan to blog, yeah i havent been blogging here since forever.

Some updates on me:

I have a pet seagull in Vancouver called GULLY.
I have morning show with Ernestine, also a late night show with Ernestine in the US & Canada only
I am BUSY.

You know what, i'll post pictures next time, cause this is taking toooo long, i need my beauty sleep for tomorrow, which is a total big day!

6D CLASS REUNION PICTURES

2007-01-05T21:57:00.000+08:00

SORRY GUYS. For taking so long. Esp FELICIA KHOOOOOO. Who bugged me and bugged me.You gotta say I rock. Cos I'm posting pics which I look dreadful in as well.. Well here it is:

Nadia, Jing Min, Felicia, Elaine, Clare (I'm taking pictures)

Nadia, Jing Min, Elaine, Clare, Me (Felicia snapping the shot)

Nadia, Clare, Elaine, Me, Felicia (Jing Min's TURN)

And then Frances came. And we were all like AHHHH haha cos she does look different from PRI SCH (Nadia taking the shot)

Elaine's turn

Frances's turn

Then Cheryl came. ALL in black. Cos of her job.

Frances Nadia Jing Min

Me, Frances, Nadia, Jing Min(half-a-head)

WE had to retake.

Then Tiffany came

Jing Min, Me, Tiffany, Clare

Frances's butt

Tiffany, Felicia, Clare, and some random girl at the back.

Jing Min ass, Frances ass, My hand, my watch.

Me, Tiffany, Clare

OKay, from left, Nadia, Cheryl, Felicia, Jing Min, Elaine.
From Right, Me, Tiffany, Clare

Than I took this:
From Left, SAME
From Right, plus Frances

Cheryl and Felicia at STARBUCKS

WELL thats all!

To Ernie

2007-01-05T20:26:00.000+08:00

To Ernie:

I've been wanting to tell you all about school. Than you reminded me ..THE BLOG..

Okay. Let's See. there's so much to tell!

OKOK point form.

-I went bball training today. First time with the new coach. He's awesome. Sooooooo nice! SOOO many water breaks. So relaxed. And when you don't understand something, he doesn't scold you. VERY VERY patient!

-OH yea. B-DIV will be going for competition as soon as next next week. Which means, cca will end quite soon.

-Our geog class is different this year. They split the 4E2 kids into 2 classes. Namely Ms Choo and Mrs KOH/Ms Chia. Me, You, and Vanessa were opted out. And we join Ms Chia's class. The rest of the 4E2 are in Ms. Choo. So we'll be with 4E3, 4,5. So only the three of us. Me and you will be sitting together. :)

-Literature! WHOOO HOOO.. Mr LEE SIONG BOON?? yea. he teaches History. So.. he wants all the history kiddos to go to his Form class. Which is 4/4. So he shifted us all back to 4/2!!! So we don't have to move for LIT!

-PE: MR LIM HAHA.. So lame. His jokes are SO SO LAME. well, as usual. We took height and weight on first week. I was devastated. I was begging him to take it next week instead. BUT NO.. idiot.

-Mr yee resigned. So Ms Kaur takes over him as CCA HEAD.

-3 warning pts=1 demerit pt. NO MORE 4.. :(

-When you're late, you don't have to report before 7am the next three days. Instead you do CWO on that same day.

-I didn't skip assembly today haha. SHOCKED??

-Mr Anthony is our SS teacher. He scolded me today for not buying SS BOOK. He contradicts himself. Really. First he's like those who didn't bring your book or didnt buy, its ok. raise up your hand. I won't scold you. Than, so i raised my hand up. Than, he scolded me. Said I didn't like ss. But I'm telling you.. He's an awesome teacher. SOOOOOOOO inspirational.

-English will be divided into 3 classes. But they haven't decided yet.

-Chem is taught by MAMA chan.

-Bio is MS POH.

-on fridays, we can go back as early as 1:35pm!

on wed and thurs, 2pm!

on mon and tues, we have CT and MRT.

-Everything is like the usual. Changes in people:

-Germaine rebonded her hair
-Jolene cut hers shorter.
-Ee Lee has fringe
-Mui Hui has more fringe
-Siti went back to tying her hair.
-Wendalyn continues to have BON JOVI hairstyle.
-Stacey cut her hair.
-Annette ties her hair into a ponytail. THOUGH her hair looks different.
-Esther has Bangs (A.K.A Fringe)now. And is still dating Jiro.
-Wei Ling has new glasses. Making her look like Dexter the Laboratory Geek.
-Ricadonna gained weight. She looks different.
-Steffi ties her hair now. Ponytail. Though her scrunchie is very very loose. So half her hair falls out.
-Yamuna cut her hair shorter. But is still tying it.
-I had another haircut.
-Oh yea. Patricia moved school. Though its not confirmed. But she hasn't been to school for three days. She wanna move to Hwa Chong International..

OTHER INFO:

-Sec 3s have camp next week. for the whole week. And our trainings are currently now once a week.
-Danna is still a munchy who reads books.
-Nikki is well, you know, the SAME.
-Many ppl asked about you.Thought you moved school.
-Oh yea B.T.W. when you coming back??
-In class, we sit in 2s. However some ppl sit in 4s at the back. Unfortunately, seats are currently a prized possession in 4E2. And I couldn't reserve you a seat. We'll solve that when you re back.
-OH yea, Jerene has a best friend name June who is from CHUNG CHENG high school. And is in Chinese Orchestra and plays the ER HU. COOL HUH..

I think thats all I got. Ask me if you wanna know other things. Though I already mentioned most of it. Have a pleasant holiday :)

REFLECTIONS

2007-01-03T22:34:00.000+08:00

[CHAN] ->Ain't it obvious its me?

So this past Holiday I've been doing erm NOTHING.

-Work
-Sleep
-TV
-Read
-Sometimes go out.

THATS IT. Miserable huh.. I didn't even do homework. I was just too lazy to do homework. I've been wanting to quit work. But its kinda hard. :(

Anyway, just in case you don't go to sch anymore, Well school started. New Sec ones came. Old sec 4s and 5s went. Typical. Boring.

Well my dad got hospitalised last week. When I came home from work. Well the doctors say he almost died. And almost went into Coma.. I felt well, UNEXPLAINABLE. But now hes alright.

I Think I've been depressed these past days. I even told my mom. Told her I hated living. (VERY ANGSTY huh..) And told her I thought of all ways to kill myself. (Ok this part I think I was exaggerating to her.) Nope. I don't want to die. I just want all stress and worries to just go the HELL away.

OH yea. Did I mention that my Piano teacher hates me? totally and will forever? I think I angered her away. She said this "I'm gonna FIRE YOU!" But the sad thing is that she still got like 2 lessons that I paid for already and also my music book, my theory results, my dvds. DAMN. It's gonna suck asking her to come back.

And then there's CCA. I HATE CCA. But I guess I have to go in order to improve my PATHETIC basketball skills. And nobody told me about the December trainings.

Troubled

2006-12-07T12:13:00.000+08:00

[Chan]
Worried? Need to Talk??

Worrying may shorten one's life..

Recently, Past 2 days, I wake up, Worried. Don't know why.. Well actually I do.. abt a couple of things:

School Cark
Ball Cark
Work Cark
Life CarkCarkCark???

Felicia, I'm so sorry.. But my dad brought the camera and all the pictures with him to Japan.. :( .. Will upload them when He comes back.. I swear..

http://commtechlab.msu.edu/sites/aslweb/W/W4516.htm
American Sign Language for worry.

Frank Sinatra - Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas (though I think Judy Garland Version is better - can't find it -)

2006-12-04T20:14:00.000+08:00

Today's my first day working after 2 long weeks. Dreaded it. But it was actually OK. Met 7 new ppl today. They are actually all REALLY pretty cool.. Nothing much today.

6D Class Reunion

2006-12-03T00:14:00.000+08:00

2nd December 2006 (Saturday)

Today, I woke up @ around 10am?? Yea.. TOTALLY SPACED OUT. Forgot about the class ReU COMPLETELY. Till at about 1:20pm? Felicia called me. Asked if I'm coming. I still thought it was November. Holidays Does that to you. The China trip did that to me.

Reached at about 2pm?? Anyways 9 ppl came today.

Felicia
Frances
Tiffany
Clare
Elaine
Nadya
Jing Min
Cheryl
and well, Me.

I haven't seen these ppl in like what?? hmm 4 years?? Well, Except Frances since we're in same school. Well, we basically talked about the PAST. Back in the good old days.

Than, We also talked about the O Levels. Which I have no clue what e hell some of them were talking about..

So we wanted to go bowling. Some of them couldn't make it. Some, well, just didn't wanna make the trip down. So yea. There was just ME, FELICIA, and CHERYL left. Cheryl and Felicia started to cracking LAME RACIST JOKES. haha. But well, Lame is lame. Some were HILARIOUS.

Well I took pics BUT I have no bloody clue where the hell the FUJI is. So yea. Next post.. next post. I don't think I'm putting in FRIENDSTER cos I hardly go there. So I'll put it here. You guys take it from here??

Felicia, Cheryl and I went like hmmm... TOYS R US.. took a tour. Bought nothing. than... I was hungry. So we went Carrefour. Bought stuff. Well mostly me. Than we went STARBUCKS. sat for 10 mins. than left. We went The COFFEE BEAN. they got something. I didn't. No money. So I ate 2 outta 4 doughnuts. And felicia ate one. And stuffed one down the straw. Poor doughnut...

Went to my grandmas house for dinner. Went to my aunt's house later to collect the stuff we bought from China. Got my DVDS back :)

Went into my cousin's room. Saw a girl lying on his bed. Didn't know he had friends...

ALOHA

2006-11-30T12:23:00.000+08:00

ALOHA.

I'm back from China. Well, last night. Was supposed to be back on the 28th but the flight got delayed cos the left engines got some prob. So SIA booked us into INTERCONTINENTAL for the night. IT WASS SOOOO BLOODY GOOD. sigh.. Plus food. WOW... Man I missed it.

China was Hmmmm... OKOK. It's like our first stop was SHANGHAI.. First impression? Not so good. The ground was DIRTY. And there were ppl spitting all over. And plus the weather was cold.

THE TOILETS: YUCK. YUCK. YUCK. It's so bloody dirty. There were shit everywhere. and "stuff" flowing out of the bins. YUCK. And there were no doors for some toilets. just three walls, and a long HOLE.

The Hotels: Some were ok, some sucked.

Food: SIGH. I never knew I would get sick of Chinese food. But I did. It was like almost the same kinda food EVERY SINGLE DAY. YUCK.. SO OILY AND SALTY. And I had some diehhroea probs for 2 days. Couldn't stop going back into the LOO for like 10 times. Till I had to take some CHARCOAL and some other pills.

THE SHOPPING: Pretty good. I got quite A LOT of DVDS :)... And loads of clothes. BUT NO IMMITATION this time. :) BUT yes. Dvds are PIRATED.

Anyways. BOTTOM LINE. TOUR GUIDE SUCK LIKE SHIT. AND DRIVER.. PIECE OF SHIT. Not that I'm mean or anything. But it's true. And it's hard to explain.

Anyways. Away from the computer for almost one week half. Shall go Youtube now.

Ernie: I understand. Toilets suck. And farting was hilarious.

2006-11-23T09:34:00.000+08:00

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!
-eating turkey?

Greetings from New York City! I didnt see the half naked man this year lol. I saw him last year, haha, maybe because its way too cold. Yeah it is, lol. Yea some people here are fucking racist. Have you ever questioned yourself why people are so racist? Why do you have to be racist?

2006-11-21T02:44:00.000+08:00

Yo Chan, i thought you're leaving on the 21st? Okay, is it 21st November there now? Im still in the airport on my way to NYC =D okay, anyway, have an awesome kick ass trip dude. Have fun with all the spits and smelly toilets! E-W-E-E-W-W-W-W!

Oh my gosh, i was in Richmond last night after we arrived from Seattle, Beatrice & I & Griz too was in the toilet to pee. Duh, and there were 3 cubicles, Griz was in the first, there was some eeky old lady in the centre and Beatrice in the last, and all of a sudden, the old lady farted real loud, and im talking real loud here. Like, oh my gosh. IT WAS HILARIOUS TO THE CORE DEEP IN THE GROUND, YO. And, Griz was like,"Hey B, was that you?" HAAAAHAHAHAA. Too bad ya dont get it. ITS SO FUNNY, YO.

See ya next time, i dont freaking wanna go back to Singapore.

W.O.R.M.S-ernestine fm

2006-11-20T02:16:00.000+08:00

Hi, and for today's topic, taken from ERNESTINE FM, 15.8FM. We'll be talking about worms, and it is really really interesting. Theyre bouncy, and friendly and awesome. And right now, i have a worm next to me, eating BAGEL! (MY FAVE). Here are some characteristics of it.

Its squiggly
Its huge
Its slimey
Its blinks alot
Its got a ribbon on its head
Its eating breakfast
Its weird
Its got decks (if you dont know, search in the dictionary)
Its got tubby
Its wobbly
Its flabby
Is an Ernestine fan

Here are some facts about my worm. Yes, i own it. Its currently on tour with me, ernestine. Its eating breakfast right now. Awww, wormie. I own a worm, and you dont! Hahahaha. Im on tour with alot of animals.

ERNESTINE PROMOTES ............................

CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMING ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN

CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA-CHARMIN ULTRA

See y'all next time. Yeah, im blogging here cause this computer cant access to xanga, so yeah. Bye little ones.

SMS ME URGENTLY! BAD NEWS ABOUT YOU!

2006-11-19T12:07:00.000+08:00

You have NO idea how funny the human mind works sometimes.

Yesterday, I send an SMS to 40 ppl. It says: SMS me urgently! Bad News about you!

And.. if you scroll down a little, it says: Shocked? forward to see how many idiots didn't scroll down =)) (Ok.. this part is totally LAME. BUT this wasn't my test. My test is to see HOW ppl will worry abt themselves and SMS me back. And haha.. WHOA.. the SMSes came in like WENTWORTH MILLER's number just got loose on the press last night.)

Many ppl who DONT usually reply my smses.. Replied like its 911 or something.. haha..

The REACTIONS:

Angry
Worried (Nicolina!! Esp you haha. You send me like 3 sms essays and when I send to the ppl, I knew you would be like that haha ESP YOU haha since you were like telling me b4.. about your CONCERNS...And well, Annette)
BLURRR (DANNA haha.. gotta like tell her like 3 times to scroll down.. than i resend her the sms, she again asked me "so.. whats the bad news..?"
NO reactions
NONCHALANT (totally LAID BACK)
PPL who have no clue who the hell I am (My number new la.. And I only gave my number to a couple of ppl... )

Anyways.. Yesterday I was smsing my cousin on the phone. I don't ever talk to her. SIGH.. I think its cos of AGE GAP?? shes 25. BUT than.. She doesn't exactly talk much either... BUT sigh.. lets see.. we ve never talked more to 10 sentences to each other... SIGH. It's soooooo wierd. And I HATE the fact that she talks to me like I'm a little kid or something...

Ernie in Seattle [0908am]

2006-11-19T01:01:00.000+08:00

Hey everyone. This is Ernie! I just had my breakfast in the regency club. I can actually go online whenever i want. Big plans later. Prolly shopping. Woohooo. So hows everyone doing? This computer is loony, it wouldnt let me access to our site. So, all i can do is blog. Its interesting that we have food taggers lol. Anyway, i'll be making my way to Vancouver again tomorrow afternoon cause my sisters gotta go to school on monday, so we have no choice but to only stay here for 2 nights. Oh wow Chans going to China soon! Goodbye then! I wasnt in Hong Kong on the 14th! I was in Vancouver. I met lotsa fans, theyre really awesome!

Kelvin was Mad.

2006-11-18T13:49:00.000+08:00

Yesterday, Kelvin was Mad :( :( :(

Why??

Reason: He wanted to take picture with Jonathan Leong as well. But he was in the kitchen so he was jealous...

NAH...

Well, the actual reason was cos I was in my pepper lunch uniform and I disturbed Jon. :(

HAHA but.. I rather he got mad at me than I didn't take the picture.

(I know i look like crap lah.)

Whoa.. That was like the first time I've seen ANGRY KELVIN.

It was Scary.

So.. I took note of Jon's number. And I reserved his tray, well, me and Sandy. I was thinking he would eat Pepper steak. Cos he looks like that type of person... So when Sandy served his friend first.. I was like WHOA.. Shit.

So when I went over, my face was like this: You know when your teacher just told the whole class that you got the highest score in your test. You're bloody Happy. But you think you're too cool to show them that you're happy, so you have this wierd face: Wanting to break out into a smile, but than trying to surpress the smile.

So when I got there, I asked him, "pepper steak", than he said yea. So I put it down on his table. Than I asked him "Do you know how to cook it?" And he said "NOOO!" And usually when ppl dont know how to cook it, I'm like "Bloody retard..." ( I mean who doesn't know how to cook in PEPPER LUNCH?!?!? But whoa.. When Jon didnt know how to cook it, I was so bloody happy. So i was telling him How to cook it. Than, YEA YEA.,BEN told me to Relax, but I didn't. I immediately asked to take picture with him. So he was like "err sure, but let me err cook my food first" And than Sandy wanted a Picture too, So I took first. Than I took for Sandy, But it was a BLURRED picture. So I wanted to retake, but Her phone has SOOO many buttons!! So I didnt know which button to press.. Than.. Ben said ( i forgot what he said, but I think it meant SIAM..) And Kelvin was like Shouting at us. And banned me and sandy from Section A :(

But later I told him that I was sorry :( I mean I gotta give a good impression right? So he forgave me and he gave me a PREP talk.. About why We aint supposed to do that. But Sandy's right. Kelvin does look like a Catepillar.

B.T.W, 2 days ago at Pepper Lunch, This japanese ppl came to take picture of the Pepper Lunch food. They were eating at first, So I cleared this CAMERA MAN's Tray. Man.. He's SOOOOOOO cute!! AHHHH. And plus he's such a Gentleman. He was telling me that the bowls were still clean. So he said "Still can use" (See, Sigh.. hot guy saves the earth.) Sigh.. Hes soooooo gorgeous. I was pretty sad when he left :(((

Anyways. 2 days ago, on Thursday Night, Eileen waited Till I got off Pepper Lunch at 9pm.. So she bought tickets for Casino Royale.

It was a pretty good Movie, TILLLL the Exit ALARM started ringing like some psychotic shit. BEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.. for like NON-STOP 30 mins.

As you know, Singaporeans, Very Kia Si.. Don't wanna be the first (myself included) So everybody just stay and watch movie. Fire come also nobody give a bloody damn. Terrorist attack, No one gives a shit.

Just sit through all the noise to see what next move James Bond will impress them with.

TILL, the dude, stood up, and left the cinema...WHOA... than, you can see, the whole CINEMA SIAMM.. Everybody was like rushing out like WAROF THE WORLDS. (Ok lah.. half the cinema.. Cos the other half thinks James Bond is more important than their lifes.) Well, Eileen and I ran out.

Some Caucasian Dudes, think that they were too cool to run out when some of their friends were like running for theirlifes. And their friends were like screaming, "LUKE! GET OUT!!! The alarm MUST be ringing for some reason!!!" ZZZzzzzz...

But in the end, it was some bloody false alarm. So everybody went back. Missed quite a scene. OH WELL. But it was already midnight when the movie ended, so there was NO WAY we could get refunds. So We called SHAW ORGANISATION the next day haha to refund our tickets. And they said they'll get back to us AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

My arse.

So if they don't get back to me "as soon as possible", I'm gonna write into Straits Times. HOHOHO. Maybe I'll get even Better benefits.

Yesterday, i was talking to HUI YING online. Haven't talked to her in like what? 2 years?? (Primary School Friend). Than, She added FELICIA in.. WHOA.. havent talked to her in 4 bloody years. So We were like talking and we decided to have a 6D reunion. (excluding me from 6D cos I left in Primary 6. But hell, I know all the ppl there so I'm still going.)

WHEN: 2nd Dec (saturday)
WHERE: Plaza Singapura (A.K.A PS)
WHY: Class Reunion (DUH...)

So.. hope you guys will come. HAHA or it'll be like only me and FELICIA. :(

OK I gtg now. Cos I got nothing else to write.
CYA.

The Day in the life of Chan Yi Wen.

2006-11-16T00:03:00.000+08:00

Today, Hmmm... was a extremely, furthermost, ultimately, totally, definetly, uttermost, utmost, absolutely, unsurpassably, and transcendently the most normal and typical day.

Lets see:
10am - Woke up.

1150am - Practically being abused to go downstairs to fetch Juanny from her school bus. I HATE IT!!!!! The bus is ALWAYSSSS late. And I gotta wait downstairs for the mosquitoes to feast on my blood.

1210am - Juanny came. And I waved to Han Xuan in the bus.

1420 - Rushed outta house. I kept changing shoes. I only have like one black shoe (which completely ain't mine. It's my dads'. Just haven't had the time to buy one for Pepper Lunch...) And forgodsake!!! Who in the right state of mind would buy a shoe like WELLINGTON BOOTS/CROCS??? And especially if the brand is called: PANDA......... (FASHION SUICIDE. SOCIAL OUTCAST.)

1500pm - Reach TAKA. Immediately asked to give the Coupons upstairs. And who accompanies me?? AH LIAN... I was like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!" She didn't even wait for me. It's like she was build for Speed or something. Next thing I know.. She's dashed alllll the way out. (She kinda creeps me out...)

GAVE OUT FLIERS FOR SOOOO BLOODY LONG. (sigh.)

1545pm - Jaslyn called to tell me that they were in PL eating.. Giving me their support.. haha (thanks guys. I feel your LOVE.)

1415pm? - 3 ppl called me @ the same time... GEE... Stop it. So I called Jaslyn back.. And she was saying that I love her the most.. I said ya. I love you the most.XXX. (shhhh... don't tell Wei Ling. )

1430pm? - FINALLY finished giving all the fliers out. I gave 2 @ the time (SHhhhhhh....)

1435pm - When back to PL.. Saw Jaslyn, Wei Chun, Jerene, Nicolina, Michelle, and Wei Ling (Did I miss anyone out??) But sigh.. Wei Ling my baby.. You look as GORGEOUS as always. I was SOOOO turned on. (ok.. wrong...) They kept snapping pics of me.. In my PL uniform. (YUCK.)

1445pm? - They left. Ben was like They re your friends?? And he and MIN MIN were laughing. (confused...) ?-_-?

1900PM? - Bob was helping out in the kitchen ( I think his first time. He was cooking. And Kelvin told me and Stella Bob got increased Pay.. We asked him how much. He said like 10cents, 20cents............. Anyways the kitchen got like 10 thousand cooks. So I think they chase MY BOB out. So we were both waiting for the food to be served so we can serve it. And Bob unexpectedly told me this "It was fun... in the..... Kitchen..." and then he repeated, "It was... fun... in the... kitchen..." ok....

Hilarious.

Well, you won't get it unless you heard him talk. And that's like the first time he talked to me since he taught me how to sweep the floor and synthicize the tables.

SIGH, BOB, you make me crack up ALL THE TIME. I'm sorry, this is wrong, but I think your arse is really really really really extremely cute hahaha.

I had to give out fliers 4 times today. I actually kinda like it. It ain't as hectic as erm indoors. Its nice.

2101pm - Stopped work

2110pm - Bought Ice Cream. But Christopher was making it halfway and there wasn't anymore ice cream left :( ... So he said I gotta wait another 5 more minutes. So I waited. Kelvin came out and looked at my phone.. And asked me why I put Juanny as background. I don't remember what I replied back.

2119pm - Finally got my ice-cream. Christopher told me to wait till 10pm to get free ice-cream (hell no.. haha) So he gave me a HUGEEEEE ice-cream (double the size of the normal one. Thanks man..)

Anyways, this guy called Jo something.. gonna leave today, Kelvin asked me and Stella to go Newton to give him a farewell party (completely sponsored by PL and Mr. Ng.) He said it was at 11pm.. and I go JALAN JALAN for 2 hrs.. (errrrr no thanks.)

0016AM - Typing this post.

SIGH...

Tomorrow working 3-9 AGAIN.

BOBBY BOBBY BOOby.

NORMAL POST.

2006-11-14T00:15:00.000+08:00

[CHAN] (ernie in HK)

HOHO. recently I've realised that we don't actually erm blog about our daily lifes. Only like what's up.. you know. How screwed up life is or whatever. So yea. I should start huh. And Ernie blogs in her own blog. And I don't have my own blog. (Maybe I'll start up one too.)

So lets start on what happened today. Hmmm.. See.. the reason I don't blog about what I do is cos there's really nothing much to talk about.

900AM-Woke up, studied A MATH like some crazy psycho. (brains were frying. haha actually not really. Due to the fact that I was listening to music and eating breakfast and smsing...)

1250AM-Rushed out of house. Ran to bus stop. 855 just bloody took off.

1251AM-Cussed at the bus.

1252AM-Listen to music. Mourn about loss of bus.

1330PM-In 3E1 classroom. Sat next to skinny Isabellaaaaaa and Hot Nicolinaaaaaaaa.

1445PM?-Phone bloody rang in class. Who bloody smsed me? CINDY KARIM. Telling me to take monday off to go out.

1630PM-Reached home. Brought JUANNY to the library. HAHA and the funny thing here is, the library loan is doubled from 1st November to 31st January. And me being a crazy book person, CANNOTTTTTT miss out on such rare opportunities. And the thing here is that I have 4 people's cards with me. My m0m's, dad's, mine and juanny's. So hahahhaa 32 books huh. But no. I'm not THATTTTTT crazy. I borrowed 27 books! hahaha and they are having a promotion. Every 8 books you borrow, they give u a free bag. I had no clue. Till when I walked outta the library, the Bloody alarm RANG!!!!!! And when I take loan receipts, I take one per book (personal reasons... OK FINE.. I LIKE THEM ALRIGHT???) And so.. the librarian called me to the counter to erm check if I stole any property. (well actually looking for the "@" mark they sometimes have on the receipts.) SOOOO I had to take out all my books (27)and take out the receipts one by one outta all the books. (the woman next to me was looking at me like some crazy shit.) And she told me I could get 3 bags haha. So I'm like err sure. I only gave Juanny 4 books to carry. (PULLEEEEEZE. Its some light shit man. I carried 23 books) And that little FREAK complained that it was too heavy. And even made me go to KFC to buy her POPCORN CHICKEN. So in the end, I wasted $ on her, carried 27 books, and had to hold her hand. But well, I'm alright. I'm here now.

1900PM-Had dinner. And my dad made my sis and I wear our school uniform. WHY?? He wanna take pics.. what the hell ( but well. It's so typically him.) So yea. I still had my uni on. So Juanny changed. So we all took pics. He wanted to take pics cos Eileen will be graduating after her A Levels, and Juanny graduating from K2 and I would have graduated after O levels in i hadn't bloody retained. But yea. Sad huh.

2000PM-On computer. MSN and YOUTUBE (extremely typical daily computer life.) (very very miserable ...)

0023AM-Hello! It's a new day! No work today. No piano class. Hmmmm... Probably gonna stay home and read.

Hmm... I absolutely cannot wait for my tour in CHINA! (Next week) I LOVE TOURS!!! I don't get why people hate it! It's extremely wonderful! SIGH...

Oh yea... Ernie and I realised that Singaporeans LOVE to use words like:

-EGO
-EMO
-ENTHU
-SPASTIC
-SUPER
-ROCKS
-WOMAN
etc.

Just an observation. But whoa. ENTHU for me is the worst! And SPASTIC is the worst for Ernie...

An object of detestation or hatred

2006-11-11T23:34:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]

Yesterday I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE. And than, I thought about it. I was thinking. Why hate? abhor, abominate, despise, detest, execrate, loathe. What's the point?

OK. I've been a BITCH. I HATEEEEEEE thinking that I'm in the wrong. Especially when others PINPOINT it out. Than, I'll try to turn it around by Looking at other ppl's negative points in order to make myself look better. I never really thought about it and say, "HEY! Maybe I'm the one at fault."

It's sooooo hard to forgive and forget. As well as to admit your own mistakes. I realise that now. I'm changing (or at least trying). I shall try to bitch less about people. I shall try to look at the positive side of things.

I say I hate DENIERS. The sad thing is. I'm one. I deny to Myself ALL THE TIME. Trying to think that I'm not the one at fault. I get irritatted with my friends. I see all their bad points. I tell it to them. Yeah, some get pissed. Some openly, some discreetly. I say I don't give a damn. I do.

When I see Flaws of other people, I feel the need to smack it right to their faces. To make myself feel better. But why? Why does it make me feel better?

I see people in movies, in dramas. The evil ones. And I think: Hey, I hate that asshole! But really. I'm not the angel either.

The psychology of good and evil.

The 5 steps to Forgiveness - By Chan Yi Wen

2006-11-09T16:32:00.000+08:00

THE 5 STEPS TO FORGIVENESS BY CHAN YI WEN

OK BEFORE I BEGIN, LET ME JUST SWEAR A LITTLE AND THAN THOSE WHO HEARD ME BITCH ABOUT "KABAR" CAN NOW R.I.P.
COS IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN MUCH ANYMORE ALRIGHT??

DO MIND ME FOR A MINUTE: what the fCUk what the fCUk what the fCUk what the fCUk what the fCUk what THE FCUK WHAT THE FCUK WHAT THE FCUK WHAT THE FCUK ANDDDD WHAT THE FCUK

ALRIGHT! NOW THAT I FEEL MUCH BETTER, LETS START.

THE 5 STEPS TO FORGIVENESS:

1) BREATHE IN. BREATHE OUT.

2) SWEAR A LITTLE

3) Remember this quote(haha. I always tell Ernie this.) Those who anger you, conquer you.

4) Think of the person's "good points".

5) HATRED GIVE ME WRINKLES. I DONT WANT NO WRINKLES DUE TO HATING SOME SHIT.

PICTURES

2006-11-09T00:15:00.000+08:00

I GOT the LONG-AWAITED PICTURES of WENDY WU the HOMECOMING WARRIOR:

Valerie, Ernie, Venessa, and Chan

Chan and Ernie (Red Carpet) ERNIE SAYS MY HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM.

Ernie

CHAN

CHAN and ERNIE

ERNIE and VENESSA

VALERIE, ERNIE, and VENESSA (CHAN TAKING PICTURE. DUH.)

BRENDA SONG WITH WIERD LOOKING BODYGUARDS.

MY FAVOURITE PICTURE. DANNA. PIG.

YOU NOTICE 2 THINGS HERE: THE BOOK, THE NAIL POLISH. GEE DANNA. IM SO SHOCKED MS CHOO FOUND OUT!

MY NAIL. DANNA'S NAIL POLISH. ESTHER'S WHITE OUT.

MY DAD'S 49TH BIRTHDAY. (TOTALLY RANDOM HUH.)

SHA SHA

2006-11-08T23:30:00.000+08:00

HELLO.Decided its time to post a "proper post".
Anyways, it'll be 2 more days till the end of school. The end of my Sec 3 life.

REFLECTIONS:I thought this year passed really quickly. And I think I learned ALOT this year. Life, People, Friendships, blaa blaa blaaa.

When holidays officially start next week, I'm thinking working all weekdays at PL instead of the bloody weekends. PL are such liars. Not hiring 15 year olds? What kinda bloody shit is that?

So. I shall write this post like how any typical Singaporean student will write it (Excuse me while I puke while i type.):

WAHHHH. Today I woke up at like 3 30 am lah! Its like so damn early lah! Than i felt a bit tired lor. So Ah... I set alarm to a bit later lor.. at 5am. But than ah.. at 5 am. I still feel so damn tired can.. so ah.. i sleep abit more. than i wake up than mummy tell me daddy can send me to school later today, so ah.. i go back to bed and sleep lah. till 7 30 lor.. so damn cool can. Today we had AMATH test. I think it was kinda hard. But luckily Mrs. Kaur was so nice. Let us have so much time. And I lost my calculator. Due to some shit. Than after that ah... me and ernestine start talking abt BOB. Bob damn shit can.. We never run lor.. and i went downstairs and buy food up lah... and eat in class. damn scary can... I scared lah.. to eat in class.. And than ah.. Mr soh came to class later. than he damn lame can.. ask who working.. WAH LAO.. i puke lah. than after that ah.. ms choo came in for ss..than damn sian can.. make us do bloody assignment. and u noe ah.. I hate doing this stuffs canzzzzz??? so ah.. I very angry can.. I like do it ah.. than i just copy from the whole txbk can.. damn tiring lehz.. So after school ah.. I go with danna n ernestine to computer lab lor.. to do their bio test. but ah.. so luckiez canz.. idid like last night lor.. so i gt nothing to do than just give danna answers lor.. but ah.. i suck so bad leh.. i give her a lot of wrong answers lor. that poor woman lor.. than ah.. after that ah.. i go to canteen leh.. eat lunch with danna and vanessa leh.. than later must go for study camp mah.. damn sian can.. sit next to germaine wei ling and michelle, than wa.. i very bored leh.. so i played taiti with madeline and cressilda.. madeline the card lah.. like toilet paper lor. like sai one lah.. shuffer ah.. must wait for damn long one can... so i left at like 2 30 can. i go sit bus lor.. than sleep lah.. than after that i came home ah.. read my book lor.. than i very tired mahz... so i go sleep lorz.... than sleep till 8pm can.. than i wake up. go watch tv lor.. than watch watch. than go back to room read somemore can.. than now ah.. i on computer now lehzz...

YUCK. YUCK. YUCK. Anyways. enough for today. DAMN it. tomorrow gotta present geog project (SOLO). ERGH...

OK MAN.
I PROMISE NOT TO PROMISE TO BE SUMMER ""FRIEND""".

SUMMER FRIENDS. no wait. I meant """FRIENDS"""

2006-11-07T16:06:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to you. For being such a great summer "friend". (You know who u are.)

Summer is a season that is astronomically defined as beginning around June 21, and ending around September 23 in the Northern Hemisphere.

In the United States, Memorial Day is the unofficial kickoff for summer and Labor Day is the unofficial end of summer.

A friend is a lover, literally. The relationship between Latin amīcus “friend” and amō “I love” is clear, as is the relationship between Greek philos “friend” and phileō “I love.” In English, though, we have to go back a millennium before we see the verb related to friend.

Therefore the TERM, SUMMER FRIENDS, first introduced by our dear friend ERNIE, actually means Friends that you have over the summer.

SUMMER """FRIENDS""": Friends you have over the summer than chuck them aside.

www.goodluck.com.sg is a site for lonely or bored or EXTREMELY over social people to meet friends.

Tagline: Find Lasting Friendships
Quote: Reliable site for friendships.

RIGHT.

Anyways, Losers out there who have summer "friends", take a hike.

Eminem - When I'm Gone

2006-11-06T20:41:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]

REGRET: mere disappointment to a painful sense of dissatisfaction or self-reproach.

WOW.
Today should actually mark the day when I actually come into the "REAL WORLD". So. Start the clock.

This afternoon, something strikingly odd happened. I bet everybody has times where you REGRET. And REGRET. AND REGRET. And you just wish with your whole damn heart that you could just go BACK INTO THE PAST. Change something. And what hurts is that you know its IMPOSSIBLE to turn back in time.

So why would I do something I'll regret?

2006-11-02T19:55:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]
Halloween was hmm... on TUESDAY And WENDY WU the HOMECOMING WARRIOR was on WEDNESDAY...

HALLOWEEN:
It was REALLY REALLY fun. And we met loads of wierd ppl. Well, the pics are in Danna's Camera. So she'll load them when she has the time.

Ernie: Friendly Ghost
Chan: Tom Cruise
Danna: Witch

There were SOOOOOO few ppl in the streets (dressed up ones). And there were so many different reactions from different people.

-Happy
-Excited
-Angry
-Scared (famous amos workers)
-Irritatted (arseholes.)
-poseurs (idiots. especially the ones we met near PS..)
-Perverts (Danna's indian boyfriend who works in a tailor shop. He touched Danna's and Ernie's waist and posed for a picture with us. THANK GOD I was standing the middle.. Man.. He even wanna take advantage of ghosts.. [JUST LIKE MOONi]
-Drunk(Maybe?) Anyways there was this guy, prob from the middle east. He was talking to us. And he asked if we could join our """party""". He did reek of alcohol. but Im not sure.
-Extreme wierd mamas.( they made their kids POSE photo with us.)

We went to Nassim Road, Wheelock place, Lido, Takashimaya, and we also walked All the way to Dhoby Ghaut. Ernie and my costumes required masks. And ernie had to wear her long white clothe and she couldn't see many times. It was HILARIOUS. I had to guide her cross the roads and up and down the stairs. And she kept saying "I dont wanna die! I'm too young to die!!" And whoa. When she took off her costume, she was sweating ALL OVER.

At first, We felt kinda embarrassed and wierd to walk out in the streets in costumes. I was like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"(nervous laughter) and I was like "OMGOMGOMGOMG.." But after a while, it was fun. Danna kept walking ahead of us.. haha. I don't blame her though, I mean, who wanna stand next to ghost and Tom?

WENDY WU the HOMECOMING WARRIOR:
Yesterday, Ernie, Valerie, Venessa, and I went to THE CATHAY to catch the premiere of WENDY WU the HOMECOMING WARRIOR. Ernie said that we'll get to be on TV and also get to talk to BRENDA SONG. However, when we got there, situation was different. There were more people than expected. And we did not get to talk to BRENDA SONG. It's ok though. What I wanted was free movie.

So this is what we got there:
-See BRENDA SONG ( She was wearing a LEOPARD gown.. SERIOUSLY. FASHION SUICIDE!!! And the dress made her look fat.)
-Free movie
-Free popcorn and drink
-Free BUFFET
-Free disney bag
-Free HOMECOMING WARRIOR notebook
-Saw Shan Wee. (WHOA. he's tall)

Words.

2006-11-02T00:15:00.000+08:00

Today I was reading something.
I realise that WORDS can actually create so much things. Love, Hatred, Mixed feelings, Unhappiness, Happiness, War, Conflicts...

Maybe you just dont realise it. So yea, I'm just letting you know. PPL do Get hurt. I get hurt when u talk abt me like that. And I don't do it to you. So I'll appreciate it if you don't.

PLEASE STOP IT.

2006-10-30T15:18:00.000+08:00

If you guys have been coming to this blog lately, especially yesterday, our blog was down. Yes it was, due to some technical problem. But today, Ernie fixed it. Yes, Ernie did.

Heres a message from her:
It was one tough nut. I got so mad at it yesterday when i was putting the brand new banner. So yeah, about it, what do you guys think abt that huh? Anyway, yeah it was really annoying, so i decided to leave it like that, well cause i think its not my fault. More of Blogger's fault. They wouldnt republish the whole blog. So i guess there was something wrong with it yesterday, so yeah. But today, its cool, and i edited everything. Keep on commenting, guys! I am a busy person. Im need to read my book now. Holla!

Chan is always in charge of the pictures while Ernie is in charge of the HTML stuff. Ha!

2006-10-29T14:59:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone! If you can realize, we have a banner up there, made by
Kirsty from New Zealand!
Thank You so much for the help! Your work is really awesome! What a hard work! Lol. People, please comment on it, okay? Thanks.

Upcoming Events:
Halloween Trick-or-treat & Wendy Wu Premiere.

Stay in tune!

The Big Sheep

2006-10-25T23:07:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]

Went to Danna's house today. We played Twister. Well twister is kinda good. You know it's kinda like a game and erm well.. u get to exercise your muscles. But whoa hahaha.. during Twister, I sweat and sweat ALL OVER DANNA's or ELENA's POOOOOOR twister mat. HAHAHA. Well i mean free water. Let you guys slide all over it. Makes it more challenging.

Well tomorrow is Sleepover. Gonna sleepover @ Ernie's house. AND ERGH. there's bball tmr. But I can only go for an hour. Cos I gotta go work tmr. Well me and Ernie gotta go work... And gotta pay 2 bucks for VIC's b-day cake. Wonder if they ll even leave a slice for me or not. And gotta settle AMA calculator THINGY.

LIFE IS ........................................................ Wierd.

Great Expectations by Chan Yi Wen

2006-10-24T23:44:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]

Great Expectations by Chan Yi Wen

Remember Pip from Great Expectations? Yes. The guy who hoped that Miss Havisham (the extreme eccentric) will intend to make him a gentleman and marry him to Estella, but his hopes are dashed when, after months of regular visits to Satis House, Miss Havisham tells him that she will help him fill out the papers necessary for him to become a common laborer in his family’s business.

And well, the reason why I'm mentioning this is because. I am exactly like Pip today. OMGOSH... Ok. Lets start from the STORY OF MY LIFE @ 3pm till 10pm. At Pepper lunch. Takashimaya.

So. I had GREAT EXPECTATIONS for my job today. BUT WHOA. PLS. this is a plead. When you do go to a restaurant.. PLSSSSSSS eat nicely and cleanly. Dont smear food ALL about. And pls. SAY THANK YOU to the waitress for the love of MIKE.

I get paid 5 bucks an hour. Its shit money. And the environment is DISGUSTING. I gotta pick up after the pigs and take their trays, hot plates, cups, utensils, tissues, blaaaa... its DISGUSTING. I swear I still got the Garlic Soy Sauce and the Honey Brown Sauce stuck in my lungs. Its gonna be imprinted there forever. like a smelly scar.

I used to think that school sucked. And working was kinda like every kid's fantasy. Get out of school as soon as possible. So that you can work and earn money. Well... It changes. I realised that school is SUCHHHHHH a privilege now. It is soooooooooo much better than working your arses off for a pathetic amount of money.

Well some of the old woman working @ pepper lunch are crazy. TOTALLY Eccentric. THEY ARE JUST Absolute IDIOTS(its the fact.They totally hate young ppl who work there. They bully them. I ain't being delusional. Its completely true. I wanna rearrange their faces!) see the angst part of me starts coming out. But im telling you. Beware. This people are scary. they re wierd.

Well I met some people today. Well there's a guy called BOB. Yes. I know. Who the hell in the 21st century calls their kid BOB??? its like TOM DICK HARRY and ... BOB...Well yea, Bob works at PL too. And I absolutely DETEST BOB. Hes prob in his 20s. Hes SOOOOO LAZY. and hes wierd. I think there's something wrong with him. Really. When BOB talks to me, He kinda stutters, but @ the same time, doesnt really stutter. He loves to lick the manager's arses. And he is SUCH A PIG!!! AHHHHHH I HATE BOB!!!!!!!! He doesnt do anything ERGHHH.. he leaves all the dirty jobs to me. PIECE OF ****.

Well theres gonna be school tmr. So I guess I gotta go. Its only 12pm but everyone is ASLEEP. I feel so lonely. And plus I got a new phone. Plus a new line. Don't worry. This is gonna be PERMANENT. Well. The number is: 97301347.

XOXO

PEPPER LUNCH

2006-10-23T19:43:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]
WHOOO.. ok So today I went to ask for a job in pepper lunch. Well, walk-in-interview with the Manager. Ernie and I wanted to get jobs together. But only 16 and above can. So I talked to the manager. And he called me (well my mom) and told me start work tomorrow. 3-10pm. WHOOO 5 bucks an hour. BUTTT 7.5 bucks I think cos its PUBLIC HOLIDAY. Hmmm... Well you guys gotta support me k? Come to TAKASHIMAYA PEPPER LUNCH to eat!!!

See ya.

The Scream by Edvard Munch

2006-10-23T00:47:00.000+08:00

[CHAN] - Life is a question of POWER.
Yiwen -> Ben : Neh.. its doesn't really make me feel better. I want to scream it out loud, but there are people to consider. :I

Yiwen ->Michelle : THANKS.. Kopi-O-Orh? Mai Tne hor... :O

Yiwen -> Amanda Loh: The interesting thing about life is entertainment. And that you are. :)

Well I've realised 2 things during the last 4 days:
1) Happiness never last forever. Seriously. It's true.
2) Ignorance is BLISS. Seriously. This is completely true as well.

I don't remember feeling miserable. Although I've been told I cried till my eyes were RED and SWOLLEN. But crying didn't change anything. The people, the situation. And sometimes, when I'm trying to remember the things that came before, I start wondering what's inside me, ticking, ready to go off. Suddenly my life is so quiet. So still. I feel old to know SO MUCH.
So. My sister just commented that I show signs of "teen angst". (intense feeling of emotional strife) and that I should be a writer when i grow up. She said I show signs of excitement and melancholy. Or maybe I could even start now. From Scratch. Well you see, since last week, life has been well, MEANINGLESS and absolutely exhausting. It's as though I feel like white hair's about to sprout outta my head any second. You know, watch out, my brain's gonna explode. And who do I blame this misfortune on? NOBODY! Well I kinda blame myself for not treasuring what I used to have. I would give ANYTHING to go back to the past.

Have you ever experienced something which you completely put your trust to. And that THING totally BETRAYED you? Stabbed you in the back when u least expect it? Well, I have. And it's a terrible feeling. OH the disappointment...

OK enough about misfortunes. For the past 2 days, I've been going to Milenia Walk. I volunteered in the great eastern women 10K run. Well my role was the "EXPO OFFICIAL" whatever that means. The people were fun and great and everything. It was terrific. Meeting new people and doing something (ANYTHING!) to take my mind of blaaaaaa. Well the good point about this project was that:

- I get paid ( not much. It's just some allowance)
- I meet new people.
- I got time to kill
- I get LOADSSSSSS of free stuff (best part)
-> I got:
+2 Adidas Caps
+2 Adidas shirts
+2 Adidas singlets
+A free bag
+like 20 bottles of mineral water? (well not bring home DUH, But drink there.) I swear. I went to the toilet every 10 minutes. Cos it was air conditioned, and well, my lips were cracking and I seriously needed lip balm and my fingers were like concrete. The lines were so PROMINENT.
+5 Body scrub (distribute to other ppl cos I don't need 5!)
+6 Activa blaaa (whatever u call it)
+And many others.

Well I loved it there. And I'll be going for the event day which is next Sunday. Hmmm.. Cos this was just EXPO.

Melancholia - Mood of non-specific depression. Characterised by low levels of enthusiasm and low levels of eagerness for activity.

Thanks readers. For going through this post.

2006-10-21T20:08:00.000+08:00

Just to remind everyone some of the event coming soon! Their dates are so close together, but hey, are you excited to see more pictures & updates from Ernie&Chan? I bet you do! Most of them are fans outing and interaction, contact us if you wanna get the chance to hang out with Ernie&Chan!

Producers-fan sleepover @ Ernie's
Producers-fan trick-or-treat

We will have pictures soon, and remember, pictures are always uploaded by Chan :)

Theres something i have to tell everyone who knows about Ernie transferring to ECS. Well, you know what,

YOUVE JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are also currently working on our new production, Paper Planes. Check out our site more often and who knows you will get the chance to come to Ernie's house for her birthday party if you email Ernie on the day when we announce the premier of Paper Planes*. Type this if you see the announcement! "I am the chosen one to come to Ernie's pool birthday party!" Every contestant is to email his/her information to Ernie's email (Name, Age &Email), if you are failed to do so, you will have no chance of being a winner even if you are the first to email us.

*We will choose the winner by these criteria
-First person to email after announcement.
-Only if you are in Singapore.

The CATALYST

2006-10-19T22:07:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]
Well something bad happened to me today. Something really really bad. and I dont want to talk about it. Esp to PUBLIC. I just need to load off all the CRAP here.

Thanks blogger. for letting me load all my invisible stress here. You've been a gr8 friend

Thanks DANNA. Thanks ERNIE. You got the stress loaded onto u ( lOVe you guys.)

LIFE. is WIERD.
LOVE IS WIERD.

GREAT EASTERN 10K WOMEN RUN

2006-10-18T14:25:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]

Dear all,

I'll be volunteering for the GREAT EASTERN 10K run this sat and sun. well the 22-23 OCT.

Well I wanted to be SECTOR MANAGER but too bad im only a MERE private.. sigh I ll be handing out goodie bags to runners. (pathetic job.)

Well do come support!

PSI -> PULEEZE im begging U.. GO UP UP UP

2006-10-17T18:52:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Ok so the HAZE is not ALL that bad. I mean ONE must look @ the good pt of everything right?

YEAH YEAH YEAH.. ppl will die and all that shit. BLAAAA.. COME ON ppl.. u gotta think +++++++...

Look @ me. The good part of HAZE is ... NO BBALL outside ( well hopefully ). Even if ppl do get sick.. I mean its for a good cause right? You re totally helping the NEEDYS. ( well yea, like me) I NEED YOU HAZE. PLS. 100 up PLS.

XOXO

Trouble trouble trouble... Ray LeMontagne

2006-10-13T12:11:00.000+08:00

Danna fell Down! AWWW.. but the issue here is that I fell down 6 bloody times.

Danna & I sk8ing.

No I ain't trying to take somebody's hair here. shes looking away.

But she looked my way.

It was a LONG TIME COMING.

What are u doing??

Yes, what are u doing???

OKOK.. the heaven's doors have opened. My prayer's been answered.

DANNA. SIGH.. I. WANT. YOU.

The graffiti was awesome. it was just manifique.

I think its grp counselling or something. PPl do it sometimes when they can help each other.

whoa nikki... U were awesome down the slope.. really.

Than, this scary guy came up and asked Nikki to go into the forest with him.

Nikki was so scared. But he kept on pestering her.

Ernie & Danna talking.

He refused to budge.

I told u not to take pictures like that, Danna.

I told u the graffiti was awesome.

well this is supposedly the sun. but u cant see it. something i dont know how to explain.

Cool laid back danna

Me and the graffiti

Ok fine. he wasn't kidnapping her. he was teaching her how to sk8

closer look @ e instructor

OK i did not take this pic.

Ernie's perverted. She likes old ppl. And she LOVES taking pictures of them.

Me and Danna

Me and COC. But pls. stop taking pics this way.

I told u she was on e phone 24/7

Blur.

BLUR.

Show some love

WHOA..............

Ernie's present to MOLLY

TOUCHDOWN

Heads up

Quarterback

DUDE. PHONe no.

OMG...

I'm gonna kill u.

DIESEL

The LIDO skyline.

Usher? the guy from topshop told us STRICTLY no pictures.

Molly's present.

HALLOWEEN

Ernie&Chan RESEARCH CONSULTANT: CHOCOLATE COFFEE or CINAMMON?

EVERYBODY reads HARRY POTTER.

RANDOM STUFF:

MYNN JIE, LETS GO SHOPPING!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME GAY POSES:

AM I SMELLY???

CURIOUS GEORGE

I'm a BIG BIG girl in a BIG BIG world...

We're actually jumping...

MARTIAL ARTS

thats it.
bye guys

Tagline: If you believe in love at first sight, you never stop looking.

2006-10-13T11:24:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]
so... yesterday we went to e sk8 park. I fell down like 6 times. NO NO GOOD. COS duh I SUCK @ it. BLAA BLA BLAAAAAAAAA... than we went blaa blaa blaaaaa and we did blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ernie & I went Fish & Co. for fun. NOT TO EAT. NOT TO DRINK. NOT TO SOCIALISE. BUT to go in for FUN. we got a table for 4 and we sat there for like 10 minutes?? and we walked out. FOR FUN. Than we went to e APPLE shop. SAW some """SAMPLE""" iPods out there. but its so crapped up. U can't even listen to anything. NOT that i want to. WITH All e gross ear wax on the earphones.. and i stole a pair of earphone pads. and threw it @ some dudes downstairs.

Later we went to BORDERS. We were bored cos we were waiting for ERNIE's mom to finish working out @ abt 9pm?? yea so we went in and we took a file out and a pencil. And we went about doing a SURVEY. about CHOCOLATE COFFEE or CINAMMON. and yea. we asked 5 women and 5 men. it was sooooooooo hilarious wasn't it ernie?? we were like cracking up like shit. this first time was like wierd. but after that it got fun. and we met wierd ppl:

EC:excuse me. can we ask u a SIMPLE question??
Woman: WHOA. u scare me ( or whatever shit she said.)

EC: excuse me. can we ask u a Question?/
Woman: SORRY im not from singapore... (runs away)
Ernie: it's not like im from Singapore either...

EC: EXCUSE ME...
MAN: (lets us pass)
EC: .......................

EC: EXCUSE ME...
YOUNG boy: (JUMPS out from his seat)

EC: do you prefer coffee chocolate or cinammon?
man: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ( after like 30 secs) coffee?

EC: do you prefer coffee chocolate or cinammon??
Woman: can I pick 2??
EC: er sure.
Woman: COFFEE AND CHOCOLATE (grins)

EC: EXcuse me. can i ask you a simple Q?
Japanese man: er huh?
EC: do you prefer coffee chocolate or cinammon?
Japanese man:??? huh???
EC: COFFEE... CHOCOLATE... or CINAMMON...
Japanese man: huh? i dont speak english.

it was really fun. NO ONE picked CINAMMON.. poor ernie. BUT 4 ppl chocolate. 4 ppl coffee..

@ lido.. (before fish and co and borders) DANNA was like on the phone 24/7.. speaking to her kor di mei jie...... me and ernie picked out a present for CURTIS!!!! MY BEST FRIEND. and ernie bought a ball for molly.. and made the sale s person wrap it. and the ball wont fit. so yea she had to rewrap it. it was all quite nice till ernie tore the bag.

and we saw our best friend @ lido. and blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. We watched TALLAGEDA?? nights. it was boring. it totally CANNOT compare to THE NEW WORLD. which is like my ALL TIME fav movie. we were sitting in LIDO 4. and did i ever mention that lido 4 sucks?? small screen. squeezy seats. me and ernie were like @ e corner.. and there were these freaks in front of us ( like what little guys from what chinese high? or maybe donno..) they were FAT. and each of them had like boxes of popcorn each. and they were like playing with their hotdogs.. ( dude.. u got a prob?) and they were saying (TO EACH OTHER DUH)" do u want to play with my sausage?" and theythrew it behind. AT ME! YUCK what the hell?? half eaten HAND INFESTED HOT DOG @ my feet. I DO NOT LIKE WILL FARRELLS ABS. HE DOES NOT HAVE ABS. HE ONLY HAS FLABS. and MOOBS.. dude it was DISGUSTING.

I brought the camera. so here i am.. having to put them up.. sigh.. this photo thingy takes soooooo long.

But yea we also went TOYS R US.. played with halloween costumes. it was fun.

the pics will be in the next blog...

Aristotle

2006-10-11T20:42:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]

Aristotle:
I am a NOBODY.
NOBODY's PERFECT.
THEREFORE, I AM PERFECT.

I slept till 11am today. And my mom was like screaming @ me to wake the hell up. And i was like screaming back that its scientifically proven that teenagers need more sleep than normal ppl do.. GEE...

I was like just too lazy to do ANYTHING today. so i did NOTHING. hohoho. well i did read a book. does it count?

I actually WENT to e LIBRARY and borrowed JANE EYRE by CHARLOTTE BRONTE.. pretty awesome huh?

I was thinking to check out the dictionary or e thesaurus and check out every damn word i didn't know. I mean i gotta start prepping for e SATs right?? BUT DUDE. i sit down. read the first word. Dont know it. Check dictionary. read next word. DONT know it. Check dictionary. got so damn irritatted and i want to fall asleep ALL over again. seriously puffin classics gives u ADHD (attention defecit hyperactivity disorder) or something.

about me:
epistemophobia (fear of knowledge) -> well not really.
ergophobia (fear of work) -> very very true.
lyssophobia (fear of going mad) -> i mean who isnt??

BUT check it out. I learned 3 new words today. and its pretty hard vocabs huh.

last exam tomorrow.. Feel so bloody FESTIVE (SEE new word.)

OK see u guys abt...

2nd star to the right and straight on to morning.

2006-10-10T11:06:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]

Erm. Right. today's EMATH paper. its also ernie&chan 2nd last paper. SIGH.

HALLOWEEN. I want you. I need you.

MARCOCO! where the hell are you?? we miss u OHHH SOOOO MUCH! but you always tell us TU MUERTOS! TU MUERTOS! WHYYYYYYY?? why marcoco why???

marcoco u re oneeeeee loco amigo.. WE LOVE U.

MONDAY

2006-10-09T13:21:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]
Its been a WHILE since I last blogged. SORRY. EXAMS. well they aint over yet so yea..

1) YES MACOCO!!! he's my best friend! well mine and ernie's. He s this hilarious dude from SPAIN! hes soooooooooo awesome and cute.. ( he's got a GOATEE.. i mean how SEXY is that??)...... i ll post pics of him when i have e chance. Cos marcoco's shy. He likes to tell ppl to go and die. .SIGH marcoco. WE MISS U! TU MUERTOS!! LOCO LOCO! MARCOCO.. well Owner& e birds (ERNIE&CHAN + NIKKI) gonna make a tribute song to him.

XOXO PEACE MARCOCO.

2)Ernie&Chan havent taken pics in a LONGGGGGG WHILE.. so yea. our next fan outing will be on thursday. We gonna go to e SK8 park.

3) hey ERNIE guess what? e bball court downstairs my house.. well yea i wanted to go shoot a few baskets yesterday but they were renovating it. Well i went closer to have a look and they changed the whole flooring to the rubber kinds.. and the design's pretty cool. WE gotta go there before e other suckers come.. SIGH..

SIGH I LOVE MARCOCO.

CIAO.

2006-10-06T16:31:00.000+08:00

As promised, we changed our layout. So what do y'all think about it? =D
This post is dedicated to our best friend in Spain(Espana),

MARCOCO!

Hey Marcoco, loco amigo. Tu Muertos!¡Usted es un amigo impresionante, nosotros le falta tanto! Ayer por la noche, usted totalmente nos hizo risa. ¡Somos grado usted, 10 para el humor!

LE AMAMOS♥,

Ernie&Chan

Marcoco doesnt speak english, so yeah. Translation:

Marcoco, you crazy friend. Youre dead! You an awesome friend. You totally made us laugh last night! We are rating you 10 for humour!

2006-09-29T03:23:00.000+08:00

Hello fellow friends & fans. Ernie blogging here. Its 3am now, haha. And im still fresh! Tea doesnt help me, i dont know what does. Hahahah! We producers sleep really late!

2006-09-24T02:36:00.000+08:00

Upcoming events to look out for:

GARAGE SALE!
OWNER & THE BIRDS FIRST CONCERT!
AUTOGRAPH SESSIONS!
NEW BLOG LAYOUT (BETTER+ORGANIZED)
NEW PICTURES!
INTERESTING UPDATES!

Ernie & Chan might be going to Prague, Czech Republic at the end of the year! We'll provide more information next time!

2006-09-22T23:09:00.000+08:00

Ernie & Chan went to have lunch with 2 of their fans, Nikki & Danna. Yes, we mentioned earlier that its examination period, but we just had to have fun to destress ourselves. So, we went to United Square to have pizza @ Pizza Hut. We had some cool talk with our fans. We played 10 questions for awhile, and Danna had to leave earlier, so yeah. After she left, we went to Ben & Jerry's to continue our talk & ratings. It was pretty fun, im sure we discovered some new stuff today huh. Well yes, fellow friends and fans, you too take a break when you need one! Do not force yourself.
-All the best for your examinations!

Ernie and Chan Productions - Official Blog - Biography | News | Fansite | FAQ

2006-09-18T21:09:00.000+08:00

[CHAN] " How can someone have bad breathe & not know it?"
DO SOMETHING ABT IT! PPL are SUFFERING!
Recently, someone threw this ball of Scrap paper to us in class.

It said:

Anonymous: I think Yi Wen saw the letter and told Erne about it.

2nd Anonymous: Yah! Eh wat did she say abt us ah?

*ATTENTION* For the love of MIKE. I didn't pick up any letter... Gee.

So here's the photoes from NEWTON FOOD CENTER [is that what its called? Hell noes.]
(If u re allergic to PIGS, DO NOT SCROLL DOWN. I REPEAT. DO NOT IN ANY INCIDENTS SCROLL DOWN.]

I was VOTED BEST KISSER by your Boyfriend

Dissecting non-existant FOOD

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

See who keeps eating?? ME ME AND ME

DUDE.. u see e pattern here??

LIKE shit man.. look @ me again.

After im finished with something.

Ernie's abstract photograph.. u should totally send this into some kinda competition or something.. could win u bucks.

NIKKI's dream house, well CUT off.

OK haha.. we wanted to take pic of our VIP fan (NIKKI) but she didnt wanna.. so its kinda BLURRY..

DRAFT SHOT of T-SHIRT

BAYWATCH

I think Nikki's trying to hide something... (U THINK??)

GREASY CHICKEN WINGS.. (who cares?? its good)

CARNIVORE (yes.. its me)

a "lion's share" of food (ok.. gay gay gay)

Ok this little dude here, well is ernie's best friend, and the reason why we got wings.. the way he ate it.. WHOA dude.. slow down.. its like i wanna snatch it outta his hand and eat it RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THEN.

You the MAN.

ERNIE.. PROFILE SHOT

FAR SHOT Ernie and well, the scenery.

funny pose.

You know Nikki was like SHIT.. JUST TAKE THE PIC!

Well last BEST KISSER shot

Food Remains: Chicken Bones, Chicken Skin, and some other "STUFF"

We had to like wait 1 quarzillion years for this STINGRAY.. and we like ate it like a day or 2 after The Steve Dude died.( R.I.P man) but GEE.. it was GOOD. Its like Nikki's fav. food. she claims to eat it EVERY WEEk. and this is ernie's first time eating it. And as u Know, i EAT almost everything.. well except...

SMELL IT

WHY am I always on the pic when IM EATING????

TOLD U SO.

The guy here laughs like WEILING.. hahaha.. Ernie s BFF. (she says he looks like a turtle. and she was like cracking the whole time. and me and Nikki were like .......)

NINJA

NINJA abstract

Its like he totally doesnt know hes famous or something.

the like only pic im not eating..

I dont even know what the hell this is. i think its ERNIE though

KO ONE

RAWR RAWR

G G G G G FOrce

Just ask your mama. She knows.

What??

ok WHAT AGAIN???

CONSCIOUS

SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEE

Ok thats it.
And just a word of advice.. dont say stuff like this on your MSN name:
Ex: We belong together.
-I love u, Why dont u love me back??
-OH BABY, we are meant to be.( basically things that make ppl wanna PUKE k)
GET A ROOM ppl..

See ya

2006-09-18T14:19:00.000+08:00

Just to update a little, there'll be an ERNIE AND CHAN GARAGE SALE after the examinations in our school, 3e2 classroom. There are like so many awesome and cool new stuff that we dont use. Feel free to buy them at an absolutely cheap price, stuff that are in good conditions! Some of them are stuff that are bought outside Singapore. We might post some of the stuff up, so if you wanna buy it, but you are not able to visit our "shop" in school, we can always meet up! Till then, my friends & fans!

2006-09-14T17:09:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone out there! Ernie&Chan are regular students just like you, so we might not be able to update regularly from now on until our examinations are over and that would prolly be on the 13th October. Lots of our tv shows will be screening after our examinations. We'll start getting busy again, cause we have so many interesting stuff in mind, and we apologise for the technical difficulties that we cant screen Barney Attack! Just you wait! Thank You for your continuous support FANS! We know who you are! :)
-stay in school, kids!

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS

2006-09-11T00:56:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
OK i wanted to post up pics but i got irritatted w/ photobucket. BUNCH of shit. SIGH. Its late now.

FAQ- ERNIE

2006-09-09T00:19:00.000+08:00

Q) How old are you? What is your birth date?
A) Im 15. 15th March'91

Q) Where do you live?
A) Singapore

Q) When did you start filming?
A) This year

Q) What made you want to film?
A) Well, thats a tough question. Chan & I were making this school project and all of a sudden, we thought of doing a film industry.

Q) What is your ethnicity?
A) Chinese

Q) What are the current projects that you are working on?
A) I am currently working with Chan (of course) in UR PUNK'D, a reality tv show. We're still planning on upcoming reality shows.

Q) What was your most memorable moment from filming movies?
A) Its really fun, but there can be pressure too. Its one tough nut.

Q) What do you do in your spare time?
A) I love playing the guitar, and sometimes, i can compose my own music and i like to play the computer. Sports?

Q) What is your latest obsession? A band? A sport? A movie?
A) Movie posters and yeah, my band.

Q) What are your favorite music bands?
A) There are too many. One of them is my band, of course. Check out my profile to see them :)
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FULL NAME: Ernestine Surya Gozali
NICKNAME: Ernie, Frankie
________________________________________________
BIRTHDATE: 15/03/91
BIRTHPLACE: Jakarta, Indonesia
CURRENT RESIDENCE: Singapore
RIGHTY OR LEFTY? Right
HEIGHT: 53"
WEIGHT: 115
HAIR & EYE COLOR: Black
PARENTS: Lie Kim Kung & Yenni
SIBLINGS & AGES: Grizelda - 20 & Beatrice - 19
CHILDHOOD PETS: Turtle
PRESENT PETS: Turtle
BEST FRIENDz: Uhmm, Jesus. Closest to best are, Madisson, Nikki, Chan, Valerie, Amanda

DESCRIBE YOURSELF AS A CHILD: I still am child though my parents love to say that im already such a grown-up. I dont care, i wanna be a kid, lol. Being a kid rocks, cause you dont really have to worry about anything. School was fun too and no stress, didnt have any feelings, feelings like lonely or such, and when we were young, there were hardly bullies and cliques. I like to play legos and barbie dolls, like which little girl doesnt? Oh and yes, Polly Pocket! I collect them and also, stuffed toys.

DESCRIBE YOURSELF AT 13: Hmm, everything was different. My first year in a secondary school. Learnt how to play the viola. And i was still so ummm, silly. Lol, and didnt think much last time, not as much as now. I have so many things on my mind now.

DESCRIBE YOURSELF NOW: Im 15, yay. I like number 15, so yeah lol. Im enjoying it. Of course, theres always the ups and downs of being 15 haha. Problems and all, but im having fun. School is not enjoyable at all. Being 15, i wanna learn so many things like, snowboarding and surfing and yes, play the durms. I want to also learn how to breakdance/ hiphop dance. I think theyre really cool. But as usual, parents. I want to take acting class to learn some skills.

MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON: (WHY) I have so many people influencing me. Not a person, sorry. My parents are one of them, my sisters, pretty much. But my sisters dont really influence me casue i dont dress like them or my attitude is nothing like theirs. Well maybe, my eldest sister influenced me in Geography. Lol

BEST ADVICE YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN: Believe in yourself, Nothing is impossible with God.

FIRST CONCERT YOU WENT TO: Mamma Mia!

SECOND CONCERT: SAS band lol

WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKETS RIGHT NOW? My phone, my iPod and coins lol

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU REACH FOR IN THE REFRIGERATOR? Red Bull

IDEAL GIRL/BOY: Smart, Loving, Generous, Good listener, God-Loving, Talented, Gorgeous, Tall, Fit, Loves travelling ard the world, Courageous.

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Funny stuff, my friends and my buddy!

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Whatever that makes me really mad or sad.

FAVES

SPORTS: basketball, skateboarding, kayaking, running & tennis

TV SHOWS: Stuff that are on Nickelodeon, Disney Channel and Star World.

MOVIES: Chick Flicks, Mission impossible

ACTOR/ACTRESS: Jessica Alba

BAND/SINGER/MUSICIAN: Hillsong, Jack Black, my band, The Fray, The Afters, and more. Im just too lazy.

CAR: Dont like them.

FOOD: Italian, American, Japanese, Indonesian, Vietnamese

FAST FOOD: Burger King & Wendy's

DRINK: Rootbeer, Red Bull, Pocari sweat, Lemonade, Grape Juice

CANDY:Is Twizzler classified as a candy? lol

SANDWICH: anything thats without egg.

ICE CREAM: Hagen-Daaz, Baskin Robin's, Street Ice cream lol, Movenpick

CHEWING GUM: Big Red

AFTER SHAVE/COLOGNE: None.

FASHION DESIGNER: Gwen Stefani

ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: Element, Zumiez, Pan Pacific & etc..

BOXERS OR BRIEFS? None, lol

HOLIDAYWhy?: Christmas & Summer lol. Theyre awesome, i get to go on trips to awesome places :)

FAMILY TRADITION: Dont have one, really.

CHILDHOOD MEMORY: Carefree & Barbie Dolls

COLOR: Anything but pink.

WEB SITE: www.ernieandchan.blogspot.com & my xanga.

SCHOOL STUFF

BEST/FAVE SUBJECT--WHY? Science & geography. Theyre cool stuff and really interesting to learn. Unlike Accounts lol.

FAVE TEACHER--WHY? Chang Wai Mun & Mdm Baldev. Theyre really nice to talk to, lol.
DID YOU FIND MATH EASY/HARD? Depends what, Algebra=no, trigonometry &
geometry=yes.

ANY MATH TIPS? Practise

FIRST BOOK READ: Wow, how would i know, thats a long time ago.

FAVE BOOK: Anyone but you

BOOK READING NOW: Nothing, lol

MOST INFLUENTIAL BOOK READ: Bible

ARE/WERE YOU GOOD AT SCIENCE? one of the best subject i, at.

FAVE SCIENCE SUBJECT: Life Science

SCIENCE DISASTER? Practical test that i didnt study for

FLUENT IN: Crappin'

DID YOU LIKE HISTORY? No!

WHAT HISTORICAL ERA WOULD YOU LIKE TO VISIT? WHY?: Dinosaur era? I wanna meet them, i think those with the really long neck are really cute.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVE THING ABOUT SCHOOL?: Friends.

WHAT WAS THE WORST THING ABOUT SCHOOL?
Having to go & the bloody annoying teachers (some) & rules.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN SCHOOL: Um, i think none.

DATING

BOYFRIEND: No one at the moment

TURN ON: Smile, laughing, intelligent conversations

TURN OFF: Stuck ups & being such a loser.

FIRST DATE: Idk :)

WORST DATE: I dont think i ever had oneWHAT MAKES YOU ASK FOR/WANT TO GO ON A
SECOND DATE?
1. If hes really really cool & nice to talk to
2. IF it DOES go well, the why not a second?
________________________________________________
WHAT WOULD YOU BUY A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND FOR HER/HIS BIRTHDAY? Something that means alot to him.

EVER DATE A FAN? Well, who knows. We'll see, lol. Its possible.

FIRSTS:
KISS: Idk

THEME PARK VISIT: Some theme park in Jakarta called Ancol

MOVIE: Idk, i was too young to know.

CONCERT: idk

MAJOR PURCHASE: Haha, this sounds really stupid but yeah, Emily Strange organizer thats 40 bucks hahahaha. my buddy pays for everything :)

CAR: what? my first car? i dont have one yet.

TRIP OUT OF THE COUNTRY: I bet it was Singapore when i was 13 months old.
________________________________________________
GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND: Wow, i forgot!

MISC:
FAVE AFTER SCHOOL SNACK: Fruit to go! & Twizzlers

FAVE BOARD GAME AS A KID: Monopoly

DID YOU CHEAT? Nope :)

EVER BEEN IN A FIGHT? Yeah

ADVICE ON HOW TO AVOID THEM: Shut up.

BIGGEST MONEY MISTAKE YOU MADE AS A KID? bought something useless.

OUT-OF-THE-HOUSE JOBS AS A KID: Groceries shopping on ma own.

DID YOU SAVE YOUR MONEY OR SPEND IT: im actually a saver, but ive been spending alot these days, really. i think i used like 50 bucks within 2 weeks.

MOST RIDICULOUS NEW YEARS RESOLUTION EVER MADE?: I dont really make New Years Resolutions.

IF YOU COULD INVITE 3 PEOPLE (FROM PAST OR PRESENT) TO DINNER, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHAT WOULD YOU SERVE?
We'll eat at Hard Rock Cafe, maybe elsa, steven and samuel lol

BIGGEST SOCIAL ISSUE KIDS HAVE TO DEAL WITH:
fitting into cliques and peer pressure

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Wait. I was already asked this question.

FAN CLUB ADDRESS: ernieandchan.blogspot.com or myspace.

B.E.S.T. F.R.I.E.N.D. in L.I.D.O

2006-09-08T19:49:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
Hey.
Today Ernie & Chan went out with our 2 fans, Nikki (#3 fan) & Michelle (#6 fan). Well we went to watch AKEELAH & THE BEE. Yes its a M.O.V.I.E. And we met our best friend in LIDO.

Here are the Pictures:

Yea, this here you see, is our best friend. However, The picture is VERY BLUR.

AHH this pics better.

Here's our FANS: Michelle and Nikki

FANS FANS FANS

M.I.C.H.E.L.L.E. & N.I.K.K.I.

Well, there they are again

The PRODUCERS: Ernie and Chan

STICK IT

SSSSSSTTICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

STICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

First fan shot of e DAY

2nd fan Shot of e DAY

OK nikki, we're discussing something. WAIT!

Formal 30's shot

Informal shot

Ernie single shot with fan#6

Ernie single shot with fan #3 and fan #6

Ernie formal shot with Nikki and Michelle

Chan GROUP hug with fan #3 and fan #6

Chan FORMAL shot with nikki and michelle

After e MOVIE, we had to go up front for a shot:

Ernie and Chan in front of CINEMA

CHAN and ERNIE

Outta NOWHERE, the HYSTERICAL fan came to us and started SQUEALING & SCREAMING for picture, autograph & handshake from us...

Thats fan #6, MICHELLE KOH MUI HUI

C.H.I.L.L

Ernie and Chan watching MOVIE

CREDITS ROLLLLLLLING

Well after that, HOME
See you guys.

2006-09-05T23:54:00.000+08:00

We're so sorry for that OWNER AND THE BIRDS will not be performing tomorrow due to some personal issues. We'll be sure to announce when it'll be postponed to! Sorry for the inconvenience.

2006-09-05T17:05:00.000+08:00

ITS TOMORROW!
CATCH OUR FIRST CONCERT

OWNER & THE BIRDS

FOR OUR FIRST CONCERT, WE'RE HAVING IT FOR FREE!
OUTSIDE ORCHARD MRT ( NEAR WISMA ATRIA),PAVEMENT
WEDNESAY, 6TH SEPTEMBER
6.30pm-7.00pm
Autograph session @ 7pm-7.30pm

OWNER& THE BIRDS

2006-09-04T21:21:00.000+08:00

If you missed the previous posts, Ernie & Chan are in a band called Owner & the Birds. We'll having our first concert this coming Wednesday! Please come if you can.

Owner & the Birds

Outside Orchard MRT, Pavement

Wednesday, 6th September

6.30pm-7pm

Autograph session after the concert

Band Members:

Ernestine Gozali
Vocals, Drums, Bass

Chan
Background melody/ Background vocals

Nikki
Vocals

CIP pics

2006-09-04T20:24:00.000+08:00

Remember, the other day when Ernie and Chan went for a Community Involvement Programme by cleaning up the Oldies' house? Well yeah, we have some picture of Ernie and her team mates, sorry. No chan!

Thats him! Spot him!

Ernie cleaning the toilet!

The team with our Oldie!

Shalini and I. Damn i look fat! The pot of plant was like 4 kg! Its heavier than my dumbell.

Us again with Mr.Tan, aint he adorable?

Shalini, Ernie, Mr.Tan, Aunt Martha, Jolene, Amanda & Vanessa

We had some extra time after that, so we went to the playground to play a little bit. And of course, took some pictures. Here they are:

Hanging on that thang is really fun!

Can you see the difference? Btw, look @ Vanessa's facial expression!

Our shadow. Vanessa, Nicole, Shalini, Amanda, Ernie & Jolene. Okay, i seriously dont know whats up with the "peace" handsign...

#29 fan, Amanda & Ernie. Now again, whats up with the handsign. Note: I dont usually do that.

ERNIE, RULER OF THE PLAYGROUND...'

Amanda (#29 fan), Ernie & Vanessa

Ernie & Amanda

Thats Ernie imitating #3 fan, Nikki saying:%&$&%$*(

DO INVOLVEMENT PROGRAMMES! HOW?

HELP THE OLD PEOPLE CLEAN THEIR HOUSES
WEEDING
TEACH THE ORPHANS
CLEANING THE BEACH
TRAVEL TO DEVELOPING COUNTRIES AND HELP THE UNFORTUNATE CHILDREN ENGLISH/ OTHER SUBJECTS
DO NOT LITTER!!!!!

Ernie&Chan promotes Community Involvement Programme. Though we are busy producers as well as students, we still have the time for community involvement programme! So if you can, do it!

LIDO

2006-09-04T18:42:00.000+08:00

[ERNIE & CHAN]
HEY ALL! this is Ernie & chan! we just went out with our #3 fan, Nikki again and our newest #28 fan, Ee Lee. We watche Devil wears Prada today and Nikki thought that the guy is damn hot, but yeah, hes not! We took another studio picture, we're so sorry but i dont think we can post it up here.

We also talked to some of the people working in Shaw and theyre so bloody cool! We're like their bestest friend! Cause soon, our productions will be in Singapore and Shaw is our best friend.

Today, we did our sound check at Wisma Atria today, next to the ice cream stall. And there sure was alot of people walking pass by and they got a preview on our song, Scrub it and Birdie. Yes, its a heck lot of fun. Oh right, our band name is : Owner and the Birds

OUR FIRST CONCERT

-everyone is invited!

Wisma Atria
6.30pm-7pm

Autograph session: 7-7.15pm

DONT MISS THE OPPURTUNITY TO MEET US!

Owner and the birds

Ernie - Drums/Bass

Nikki - Vocals
Chan - Melody

Ernie & Chan make your dreams come true. You can always tell us if you want to meet us or hang out, we might be free to do so.

RACIAL HARMONY(HISTORY)

2006-09-01T22:25:00.000+08:00

Nicolina me michelle and weiling
Sorry WL.. gonna NICK this from ya
AWWWWWWWW
sorry.. buts its a good pic
Whoever took this??
What's this?
The Exorcist???
Mynn doesnt seem scared..
BRAVE DUDE.
Jessie and I

CHAN piggybacking EE LEE, Serene EGG piggybacking MYNN

Me and Jessie
Jessies like clutching on for her dear life..
HOHOHO
Me and MYnn..
Im tryingto make Mynn fall
And im LAUGHING
evil huh
Me and JESSIE YAP!
(CAMERA OWNER!)

Me and NIKKI (#3 fan!)
AWWWW MYNAH!

2006-09-01T22:10:00.000+08:00

We do talk to our fans when we have the time to!

Of Mice & Men

2006-09-01T21:16:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
Remember the book "Of mice & men"? Yes. The one by John Steinback

George begins to tell Lennie the story of the farm they will have together. As he describes the rabbits that Lennie will tend, the sound of the approaching lynch party grows louder. George shoots his friend in the back of the head.

We all know George means good stuff for Lennie.

CURIOUS. Anyone has that good a friend?

2006-08-31T19:33:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone! Today, Ernie and Chan just had another outing with our fans. We managed to catch the movie called Monster House and had lunch at NYDC with our very fortunate fans, #3 fan, Nikki and #12 fan, Danna. It sure was fun to have lunch with them and watched a movie with them. And today, Ernie and Chan also gave away a balloon with our fan message on it to a lucky fan. Well you sure are one lucky girl. If you wanna hang out with us, you can always tell us when, we'll see if we are free to do so. Dont be scared of us, we do not eat. Sorry, no pictures for today! Oh and Ernie wont be going to New York and Vancouver for a press conference as it is cancelled. Check out our blog every single day for updates!

2006-08-28T14:38:00.000+08:00

I DO NOT LIKE BEATRICE. SHES EXAGERRATING IT, SHES GOING WAY BEYOND THE LINE. YOURE GOING DOWN. YES I KNOW THIS IS IRRELEVANT.

2006-08-26T22:30:00.000+08:00

Nikki, #3 fan

Well hello there Nikki, we sure had a great time today, though you were pretty late. We should hang out more often. And of course, thank you for your support! Its greatly appreciated.

Hello fans! Tonight is the Sneek peek for Barney attack! Well, due to some technical difficulties, we're really sorry, but to say that there'll be a delay until its fixed. We cant do much because the website that is hosting it, has a huge problem. Come back every single day. Who knows it'll be there huh? Thank you for your continuous support! You can always hang out with us like Nikki. All you gotta do is to contact us and tell us when, well it all depends if we are free...

MockingBird

2006-08-26T22:00:00.000+08:00

[CHAN]
VIDEOS

Ernie in e ball court(TAKE 2)

We are Not toys. We are US

2006-08-26T21:02:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN](again)
Tip of the day: when u get angry w/ someone, just think this: "Those who anger you, Conquer you" trust me. it works for me

Well Toys R us is fun. esp superman suit haha.. and i forgot to add.. in lido.. ernie and i saw this guy(cos nikki is like 1 1/2 hrs late...-_-) and he had loadsa posters of the movie click. and its not tiny posters.. its HUGE posters.. haha and we followed him all the way downstairs.. and we asked him if we could have it and hes like ermm i want it but he called the old lady and told us to go back up and go to counter 6 to get it and the lady gave us 3 haha.
But yea. SHAW ppl are nice huh..

Me doing wierd Curtsy..

Me again.. donno why nikki took me like that.

AH complete pieces
ERnie NIKKI CHAN

Ernie chan nikki
(in case u havent yet clicked our faces with our names)

Ernie and Nikki
( ithink Ernie looks like a duck when she smiles like that haha.. she looks like alot of animals.. but too many to name. sometimes she looks like a fish, a frog, blaa blaa blaaaaa)

Ernie and CHAN

We're trying the Olden days pic where ppl just d0nt look at the camera.. and they just like to look in diff directions

Trying to look tough or something

No it aint an abstract art.. its actually my arm. cos nikki just lousy at taking pics of the face ahaha

THERE! my mynah! ernie' s bird
I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes til' I touch the sky

ADRIANO/ERNIE (She has SOOOO many names.. like FRANKIE, CRANBERRY, STRAWBERRY, ERNIENATOR, FRANKIEDOODLE, FRANKIESTELLA, GODZILLA, SURI) and e thing is i created ALL of time. haha cool huh.See the poster in her hand?

Me/CHAN (see the posters in the bag??)

OK they are crazy abt PENGUINS.. when they got a real life bird taking e pic. SIGH (we re close to TOYS R US!)

TOYS R US

ERnie w/ cookie monster

Me with ELMO

Nikki just refuses to take a pic with a SESAME STREET dude.

We re trying to be a rock band. But instruments got cut off.. ernie got sliced into 2. Nikki totally removed haha. Well. at least im doing SOLO or something

DUDE.. tough band

Nikki with her fashion show haha. its actually barbie skirt but little kiddos. but she used it as a wierd hat. haha

at least shes doing it the right way now

me sliced. nikki sliced. ernie sliced by barnie and wierd doll. Ernie said BARNIE's EVERYWHERE. its true.

See me cut off again. they prefer the doll to replace me. sad huh

Chan ERnie nikki

ERnie as a COOLIE/construction worker

Nikki as COOLIE/Construction worker

CHAN as COOLIE/construction worker

Workers stopping for a rest. DUDE.. check my double chin out

MIRROR PIC. WE SEE US
Nikki sorta mentioned that u re not supposed to use FLASH for camera when taking MIRROR pics.. smart girl huh.. haha

HORNY CHAN
haha

Some kinda GREEK PARADE

GREEEEEEEEEEEECE

GREECE IS SHOCKINGLY AMAZING!

AHAHAHHAHA SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!
i think i make a better one than CHRISTOPHER REEVE OR BRANDON ROUTH.. dont u think??

Im like so totally PARIS HILTON

LIKE OMG... Im like so totally cool

AHHHH i feeeeeeeeeel faint.... somebody SAVE MEEEEEEEEE

And i never knew posting up pics were that tiring.. dammit. but here.. at last..
FOR U FANS.. only for u

THOU SHALT NOT DUMP E SK8TER DUDE

2006-08-26T20:43:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
Today Ernie&I invited our #3 fan out. NIKKI. it was actually loadsa fun. we went to LIDO for movie (AS ALWAYS) popcorn gr8 subway gr8. phone call gr8. movie chessy and lame but gr8. after that we went TOY R US.. haha.. took so cool pics. and they want me to post up all pics.. even ones with my face sliced into half. well. its pretty sad that i didnt take Single pics with my #3 fan.. oh well. so here u go:
Well before we show the pics with #3 fan.. here are more ball pics!

ERNIE(well ernie w/ closed eyes)

CHAN(well sweaty chan)

AH ernie with opened eyes(well sweaty ernie)

Ernie dropped ball into Chinese construction worker's thingy.. She s reaching her hand past the SAFE ZONE into the DANGER ZONE. to save the ball.. HEROINE. 10 thumbs up pls.

And here's the long awaited trip with NIKKIDOODLE:

Ernie Nikki & Chan

CHAN

ERNIE(well she looks ANGRY)

Ernie and Nikki

Same ppl again

See told ya my face would be sliced

AH one big Happy FAMILY

Fans do complete the whole pic huh

My sliced face annoys me. the most annoying is that. its me who took the pics of me with sliced faces haha

Ernie and e BALL Ernie s the BALL MAN
Well these are from Lido(SHAW) next blog will show the ones from TOYs R us
See u guys soon!

Basketball

2006-08-26T20:27:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
Today ERNIE&I went for bball photoshoot.. man it was tiring.. and it was funny how many times the ball dropped into e "DANGER ZONE". haha.. Here are some pics.

If you look closely.. u can see HAIRS on my leg.. sorry fans. i dont wax/shave/pluck/pull/blaa bla blaaaa

Ernie w/ e ball

Chan & e ball

2006-08-22T20:27:00.000+08:00

Just wanna let you guys know that there'll be a delay on the public screening of Carrot Plane. We're really sorry. We're really busy with school! We're planning on going for home-schooling instead. We wont let our fans down! We have geography test on Thursday! And guess what, Ernie might be going to New York & Canada for a press conference. If she is, she'll be bringing some stuff to sell away in school! Come back daily to get updated!

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS

2006-08-19T19:05:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]

Some pics that couldnt be posted b4

same thing

JOSHUA RESEARCH CONSULTANT

2006-08-19T18:47:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
So its been quite a while since i blogged cos i was """TRYING""" is cut off computer. So here I am again. And NO... no pictures for a while. havent got time to update them. SIGH. too busy.
I've got BLOODY E MATH TEST on monday
A MATH TEST on Wednesday
+GEOG test on THURS.

Some little pieces of SHIATTTTT think that we re human machines.

dAMN.. i gotta go now..
BLOG SOON PPL

2006-08-18T22:36:00.000+08:00

Today, is the third episode of PUNK'd!

Yesterday, our class form teacher told ERNIE that shes the leader for display board&poster and so she has to meet Mrs Rosy. And, since the leader of plants werent there, ERNIE&CHAN took the Crystal Soil for the class.

When we go back to class, we were telling everyone that its some cool candy we bought in Tierney's. Its 4 bucks for 12 little pieces. We soaked it in water, everyone was like, what is it?What is it? Youre gonna eat it? Wow, can i see it? Can i touch it? Some believe and some doesnt.

And as for today, Annette & Esther were like, why are you giving it away? You guys are not gonna eat it? And we're like, nooo...We told them its soil but theyre like, huh? And we told them they've just got PUNK'd.

Like what ive said, typing the episode is not that accurate. So for the next PUNK'd episode, we'll be trying to get it on tape.

Keep on checking our blog for updates & video clips. Like the coming up short clip, Carrot Flight SQ006 will be premiering in our blog, sometime next week. Time and date will be confirmed soon.

2006-08-16T21:17:00.000+08:00

Well yes, just a little update on whats going on. We'll be putting some of our shows in our blog. It'll be out sometime in September or end of August. We're not really sure about the date yet, so keep on checking our blog for updates! You will never know what will come out. We're also working on our small tv productions, like you know, you put them inbetween shows, something like an ad, its like a short story kinda thing. Yeah! It'll be really cool. We're still thinking what should we call it, lol. Oh well, all you gotta do is to check our blog out every single day! And uh, next event that we have is on September. During the one week break, Ernie might be going to New York for an interview and press conference. We will update soon! Ernie is currently pissed with her new maid because she is bloody slow and way too polite. You know how Ernie cant stand slow people. Well unless running though, some people just cant do it, so its not like its their fault, so yeah. Shes pretty annoyed cause her maid is so freaky. She closes the door slow, walk slowly, practically do everything slowly. She looks like a little monster too, we'll try to get her picture up on our blog. She likes to stare too, shes really freaky.
-We have tests too you know...Stay in school, kids!

QUOTES

2006-08-14T17:10:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
OK ive been thinking. I should actually put up quotes. So that this blog can be more "MEANINGFUL" and cos im too busy to blog these days.

[All about LIFE]
You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
-Quentin Crisp

If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.
-Albert Einstein

2006-08-14T14:11:00.000+08:00

Its a been a long time since we updated. Because we are busy people yo. We have school, press conferences and our own productions too. Currently, we have lots and lots of tests, so we gotta study hard for it, we're hardworking producers too ya know. We were thinking of having our very own shop, so that you guys can actually buy souvenirs. We're not too sure though cause we're still busy with our own stuff. Please tell us what you think about it. Thank you!

ASHTON

2006-08-11T21:31:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]

THERE.. Found it AT LAST.

WILD WILD WEST

2006-08-10T14:31:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
Last week when Ernie and I went to the Redcarpet premiere, we went to visit:

It was REALLY REALLY fun. It was just like e good old days.

STABBING WESTWARD

2006-08-09T21:41:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
HEY everybody!
We re in Thailand now. HOW was NDP???
B.T.W you guys TOTALLY gotta listen to the STABBING WESTWARD song i have near e tagboard. ITs really good. And on the way. listen to the TONY BENNETT song. they re both GR8!

Days in PRAGUE, Czech Republic

2006-08-09T00:21:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]

ME and MARZIA!!!

LIANNA LEE!

NAZGUL!

MOR!

ISP Sports day [ISP:Int'l sch of PRAGUE]

Snow in czech mountains

In my home in prague. SPOT ME (like 4 years ago)

Marzia

Nazgul

Youn joo

Marzia looking VERY tan

Nazgul

Lianna and Soyeon[SOYA BEAN]
I still need to get more pics like EXTORT it off them. so yea. will update more pics later.

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS

2006-08-08T21:33:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
Today, I went out with GERMAINE, JERENE and MICHELLE. We watched CLICK. It was supposed to be a comedy, but instead half of it was tragedy.. well.. i wont write spoilers for you guys. that would be AWFUL. But yea. it was a gr8 movie. donno why it got only 2/5? stars for LIFE.

Right after that I packed my bags and me and Ernie took our Private jet and off we go to Thailand. We were really excited on the way. Due to us being famous and all, they decided to use their high tech gadget. to zoom into our faces. it was all really cool. we could ACTUALLY open the windows of the jet to wave and smile at the cameras coming from the other jet next to us.

Thailand is a beautiful country. We absolutely ADORED it. We won't be coming back till the 10th but we'll be updating from there.

CHANTAL KREVIAZUK - Leaving on a Jet Plane
I'm ... I'm ...
All my bags are packed,
I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye

But the dawn is breakin', it's early morn
The taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to goI'm ...

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I'll tell you now, they don't mean a thing

Every place I go, I think of you
Every song I sing, I sing for you
When I come back I'll wear your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time, oh, let me kiss you
And close your eyes and I'll be on my way

Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times that I won't have to say ...

Oh, kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go

'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

And I'm leaving on a jet plane
I don't know when I'll be back again
Oh, babe, I hate to go

But I'm leaving on a jet plane(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane(Ah ah ah ah)

Leaving on a jet plane(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane(Ah ah ah ah)

Leaving on a jet plane(Ah ah ah ah)
Leaving on a jet plane(Ah ah ah ah)
(Leaving) On a jet plane

Me and Ernie on our private jet...

Right after we landed

We met these jap celebs at the airport too so we joined them. it was pretty fun.

That's all for today. We need to turn in to sleep now. LONG day tomorrow!

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS

2006-08-07T20:22:00.000+08:00

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS
[CHAN]
Hello! Has anyone watched the COVENTANT yet?? as in the TRAILER?? well it looks REALLY REALLY good to me... Sigh. I can't wait for it to be our. Well maybe we ll get to see it in our next redcarpet. WHO KNOWS...

Well as you see Ernie and I will be EXTREMELY BUSY tomorrow right after school. This is what I call ABSOLUTELY NORMAL CHAOS. So I'm gonna go out a bit and meet ERNIE straight at CHANGI AIRPORT at 4pm. [This is directed to FANS who have been wondering when they re gonna get to see us] well, here's your chance! Our first production, FRIENDSHIP AND BETRAYAL is gonna be out in all cinemas, But you wont get to see it UNLESS u go to the popcorn man and tell him this: ERNIE AND CHAN. Well, as you can see, Our'll first production is for devoted fans only.

And Ernie had to go for PHOTOSHOOT yesterday, you know.. the usual ones for celebrities. So here they are!

Ernie in e middle of orchard

And after Thailand, we'll be heading off to CUBA!!!
SEE U GUYS SOON!

2006-08-07T15:35:00.000+08:00

ATTN EVERYONE, We'll be going to have some autograph sessions. Catch us on the 8th August @
National Stadium, Singapore @1pm
Grand Hyatt Erawan, Bangkok @ 5pm

We'll be rushing off to Bangkok straight after the autograph session which will end at like 2.30pm. Thats why we'll be packing our stuff right now! Oh and we might be updating on the plane tomorrow too. We're not as busy as we are going to be, soon.

Visits

2006-08-06T20:25:00.000+08:00

Ernie and I have been asked to go to many places. That is to advertise the places. So that the tourist rate will go up...

From left: Danna, Cindy, Me and Liwen

From left: Annette, Me, Danna, and Esther

Me and Danna

Me, Danna, and Ernie

Cindy and Danna

Cindy, Danna, and Me

Me and Danna

And THIS, is so completely RANDOM. But yea, that's juanny and her BDAY cake...

Celeb Shots

2006-08-06T20:22:00.000+08:00

Since We shot to fame, people have been wanting to take pictures with us. And that is, Including Celebrities.

From Left: Danna, Serene, Rica, Shan, And me

From left: Danna, me, Sly, Serene, and Rica

From left: Danna, me and Pat

COW PARADE mooo moooooooooo...

2006-08-06T19:56:00.000+08:00

Ever since we shot to fame from our 1st production, Ernie and I have been EXTREMELY busy. with all the HECTIC schedules (including autograph session[8th of August National Stadium) Be sure to be there! and we also have to meet the reporters for interviews.)

Its like ALL the newspapers and Magazines want to interview us. Such as USA TODAY, The Herald Tribune, Prague Post, Straits Times, Vogue (wierd huh), COSMO, Vanity FAIR, Style, Times, People, The Economist, Newsweek, Forbes, Fortune, ELLE, Blaa blaaa blaa...

Firstly, we want to thank all our fans for giving us their continual support and encouragement. THANK YOU GUYS! we couldn't have done this without u guys.

Today, Ernie and I were hired to endorse in the new cow campaign. It's apparently an "ANTI-COW Torture" campaign. We had lotsa fun with the reporters, e camera man + our make up artist. Apparently our fashion designer told us to stick to our school uniform as he CLAIMED it TOTALLY ORIGINAL. Cool dude huh?

And plus we were told to include Sandra as well.

Me and Sandra

Us again

Another time AGAIN

Me alone

In Marche (abstract shot)

Ernie and I AT LAST

2006-08-06T18:17:00.000+08:00

Hello everyone! I just went to the L.A fashion week'06. Well since im still here in L.A, why not make it there? Since they did invite me. Chan couldnt make it cause she had to attend dinner with her relatives, how nice of her huh. Family oriented. Oh and we are now on the way back to Singapore. I love the long-haul flights. Well, both of us have geography tests tomorrow, so yeah. We're like studying now..

Chan and I are currently working with Clint Eastwood on the movie called Red Sun, Black Sand which will probably premieres on spring'07. Chan and i will be going to Japan for the production on the last day of school of the year. We'll be pretty busy soon, so we might not be able to update as much as we are doing so right now.

And just for your extra information, im also working on my first album. It would prolly come out at the end of the year. Do buy it alright!

Well yes, i have 2 different hair color. Lol, its not permanent. Its temporary, i washed it off just now before i boarded.

ATTN FANS: Chan & I will be going to Bangkok, Thailand on the 8th August till the 10th to have our first production's conference. There'll be an autograph session in Grand Hyatt Erawan, on the 8th August, 5pm. Oh and thats where we'll be staying too ;)

PJ PARTAEEEEEEE

2006-08-06T15:22:00.000+08:00

The day b4 our redcarpet premiere. I sleptover at Ernie's house.. We were pretty cool abt e next day.

In her bedroom (see her t-shirt)?

Me in the middle of ORCHARD in my PJs

Ernie standing in the middle of CATHAY (her family owned) in her PJS muahaha

So extra.. haha in class b4 the PJ party

Ernie and I in her lift trying to beat the magical MIRROR

There we are again.

The pool's FREEZING!

the pool's warmer now

Me again in the middle of orchard

In the gym

Our feet

I dont have much of Ernie's pics here, im gonna post them up tomorrow
Even though we re celebrities, we still got Geography test, WTH. See u guys tomorrow
-Chan

MICHAEL JACKSON, THRILLER

2006-08-06T15:17:00.000+08:00

Michael Jackson's Thriller is the bestselling album of all time, with 45 million worldwide sales powered by seven Top 10 U.S. singles and eight Grammy Awards. The 1982 album was also a success from which the pop superstar never really recovered--subsequent albums seemed to have no other goal than to beat the records set by Thriller.

I swear Ernie has one too but I cant find it!!! AHHHH

My evil twin, Michelle WIE

2006-08-06T15:02:00.000+08:00

OK so many ppl have commented that i look like MICHELLE WIE.. sigh so i just wanted to let you guys see my twin. We might hire her endorse in our next production. Who knows...

Personally i think this pic looks the most like me.

My twin and Cindy Crawford (well, with her famous MOLE)

MICHELLE WIE once again

Lee Kwan Yew at ERNIE&CHAN PRODUCTIONS redcarpet preview

2006-08-06T14:57:00.000+08:00

OK We didn't invite him but he just came. Donno why. Actually duh because we're famous. But those who didnt come to watch our REDCARPET preview... PITY. SO many celebs ALL ABOUT.

See what he's stepping on (RED CARPET DUH)

His wife. I think she looks kinda FRAGILE. dont u guys think so? well despite all that, she still came to give us her support. KIND LADY

Whoa look at the amount of PPL there...

There Mr. Lee is. Giving a speech on our first production

Even my mom and JUANNY went. Cool huh.

See there they are again. Juanny looks a bit irritatted. maybe because too much sun??

And there he is. Going home. See how much fun he had!

Cookie making project

2006-08-06T14:27:00.000+08:00

Remember during the start of the year, 3E2 had a COOKIE making CIP thingy? yea well my over-enthusiatic mom took some pictures of us SLAVING our ar*es off trying to make rock hard cookies. FUN HUH...

Me and Yogam and MOZHI making cookies...

Us continue slaving

Rica and SITI making wierd Honey cornflakes thingy.. donno why they boil it but nm

Amanda(1st punk'd victim) and hannah(fan #7) making decorations

Juanny(my little sister) + me + Amanda + Hannah (pigging out)

Rica + Hannah + Amanda Pigging out

And yes, this is my home..

ERNIE and CHAN PRODUCTIONS

2006-08-05T20:22:00.000+08:00

CRAZY DAY OUT
(CHAN)

And Ernie, I've been thinking we definetly need music in this. Put up an oldie mayb?thanks, and B.T.W after listening to BEWITCHED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED like for 100 times, i've decided its a GR8 SONG!!! we gotta use it after the TONY BENNETTE song for our FRIENDS&BETRAYAL thingy...
OK today I donno what happened. but I woke up at 1pm. totally wasted the whole day off.
We have received so much fame from our first production during our redcarpet showcase preview that ernie was asked to model for a LOUIS VUITTON ad campaign.

And not only that, we were invited to take pictures with the BRAZILIAN soccer team. Yes envy us. Can u SPOT us???

And while we were there, we took a pic of Ronaldinho. NO he did not just scored a goal. He's welcoming us. Wierd dude huh... Well Ernie and I were pretty freaked at first but we decided he was FINE.

And yea. Here are some more redcarpet pics...

There's Will Smith and I, But where's JADA?

And there's Ernie with Ryan PHILLIPE but where's REESE?? is this like another typical CELEB marraige of convinience ONCE AGAIN???

I'll be putting up more pics later. So keep looking!

So you should also probably know that ERNIE does all the MAINTENANCE work cos im CLUELESS abt it all. SO yea.. VISIT this blog more often!

Premiere Night Pictures

2006-08-05T12:20:00.000+08:00

Rachel Weisz

Keira Knightley

Angelina Jolie

Sandra Bullocks

Kate Capshaw & Steven Spielberg

Jessica Alba

Kate Hudson

ERNIE&CHAN PRODUCTIONS

2006-08-04T23:16:00.000+08:00

ERNIE&CHAN PRODUCTIONS
On the sunny day of 4th August 2006, Ernestine Surya Gozali and Chan Yi Wen of class 3E2 PUNK'D 2 ppl.
#1) Amanda Tay Shan Wen
#2) Michelle Koh Mui Hui
HOW DID WE PUNK'D THEM???

-Case #1: Amanda Tay
Chan-Hey I stole this pack of tissues from Germaine
Ernie-Yea why dont u nose bleed like her?
Chan-She nose bleed cos she likes to DIG her nose (draws Fake blood on the tissue)
Chan-Hey ernie! LOOK!
Ernie-(ignores chan. Talking to the fat tomato(Amanda Tay))
Chan-EY! look at my tissue!
Ernie-(ignores poor chan)
Chan-ERnie!
Ernie-(turn around at last)
Amanda-OMGOSH!!!!! you have nose BLEED????
Ernie & Chan-Yea...
Amanda-EWWWW EWWWWWW EWWWWWWWWWW
Chan-(wipes fake nose bleed on Ernie_
Amanda-ANYBODY GOT TISSUE? Yiwen's NOSEBLEEDING! EWWWWWWWW
Ernie & Chan-HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
Amanda-EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Ernie & Chan-You've been PUNK'D!

Case#2: Michelle Koh Mui Hui
On MSN chat...
-Chimpanzees and BANANAS (michelle koh)
-O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O (chan)
- ernestine, yo.(ernienator)
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
LALALA (: !
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
at last u freak!
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
what freak la!
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
yea la coffee shop auntie
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
CHAN YI WEN
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
stop it ah
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
so what u doing?
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
do you happen to be ernestine???
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
what talking u la
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
HAHAChimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
cos you talk like her
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
HAHA
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
wa lao eh
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
how can say that leh
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
u hurt my feelings lor
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
pai seh la
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
HAHA
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
go meh
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
go-meh*
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
what you doing
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
yea la im ernestINE la
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
yah ernies at my house (yiwen)
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
we re just chatting abt
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
orh
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
yea la
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
u ah mah lor
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
stop it
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
stop teasing me
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
why leh
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
hey MICHELLE
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
u very irritatting in class leh
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
i find u very irritatting lor

You have just sent a Nudge!

O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
u want to know why
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
HEY HEY HEY
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
why u never answer???
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
hey its just me man
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
im just joking
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
ernestine aint here
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
haha
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
stop it
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
haha
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
wa lao
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
she really not here!
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
ahhah
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
dont tease me la
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
its just a joke
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
ARGH
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
i can prove it man
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
CHAN YIWEN

ernestine, yo. has been added to the conversation.

O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
see shes an individual person
Chimpanzees and BANANAS ت says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
hahahah
O_O ABSOLUTELY normal CHAOS O_O says:
YOU'Ve been PUNK'D!
ernestine, yo. says:
YEAH
ernestine, yo. says:
YOUVE BEEN PUNK'D

CONCLUSION: And yes. These are the stories of the first 2 victims. Watch your back.

1st PUNK'd episode

2006-08-04T21:59:00.000+08:00

We had our first Ur PUNK'd today in school.

Chan was having a nose bleed, you know Amanda Tay hates nose bleeds! Thus, Chan showed her the tissue thats full of blood. Amanda said,"Eh, anyone have tissue?" Looking really panicked and disgusted. Well, you see, she took it really seriously, and tadaaaa! She got PUNK'd. Shes the first kid to get PUNK'd, Ernie's #2 fan.

CHAN

2006-08-04T21:48:00.000+08:00

ERNIE&CHAN PRODUCTIONS
Ok i dont really BLOG so this is my first blog outside of MYSPACE. YES. today our company opened. You guys of 3E2 are gonna see our first and debut production NEXT FRIDAY i presume. And pls. No copyright or we gonna sue u. Anyways this blog is gonna be also on the life of ERnie n CHAN. and Yes. BBALL BUDDY.. haha.

-CHAN

ERNIE

2006-08-04T21:18:00.000+08:00

Hey all! We're now on our way to Hollywood for our premiere of Friendship & Betrayal. Chan decided to join me in my show biz, so yea. Why not? I'll be glad to have my basketball buddy as my production buddy! We'll post up pictures of people who will be coming, like Kate Hudson, Steven Spielberg and Jessica Alba!

We are currently working on our new reality show called Ur PUNK'd. Keep checking our blog for more updates! And plus, you might get to know the insides of us!

You can always sign up to be our fan if ya like to by commenting, emailing or leaving a message. You can also sign up to be ERNIE'S fan or CHAN's fan. Tell us your name and information such as age, country and school. We'll contact you shortly. If you have any interesting stories or ideas, submit it to either one of our email! We might consider it and might even post it up here!