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The Producers
ERNIE&CHAN PRODUCTIONS is founded on the 4th August'06. We are known as the youngest producers in the 21st Century. Ernie & Chan are currently working on several projects that will be screening some time next year.
Both of them are currently in a band called Owner and the Birds.
Movies
Friendship&Betrayal (2006)
Red Sun, Black Sand (2007)
Alone @ Home I (2007)
Reality Shows
Ur PUNK'd (2006-????)
Morning Show with Ernestine [U.S & Canada only](2006)
Late Night Show with Ernestine [U.S & Canada only](2006-????)
The Afternoon Show with Ernestine [Singapore](2007)
Short Clips
Carrot Plane (2006)
Barney Attack! (2006)
GARAGE SALE IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!
HEY GUYS, PLEASE CLICK ON BLOG TO FIND OUT WHAT WE'RE SELLING! :)
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Ernie&Chan Language School (ECLS)
We will be opening a Language School soon. We will only be teacher Erchan, a new language that only Ernie&Chan knows! So, if you are interested to know more, please email one of us about it! We'd be glad to answer your doubts. Also, you can start applying for classes. Printable application form coming soon! Stay tuned to get updated on our language school!
MEET ERNIE IN CALI & VANCOUVER!
Ernie is on tour again. If you live in either Los Angeles, Las Vegas, San Diego, San Francisco or Vancouver. You may missed your chance of meeting her earlier, nows another chance! But right now, we are not going to exactly tell you what time she'll be there, so we'll only mention the dates of her appearance.
VENUE: Los Angeles
-Arrival on the 20th December, 12:20pm
-Hilton Beverly Hills [25 December]
Las Vegas
-Wynn Hotel [21 December]
San Diego
- San diego Zoo [27th December]
San Francisco
-Grand Hyatt Union Square [31 December]
Vancouver
-Ernie is invited as a guest star for a 21st birthday!
- Kirin Restaurant, Robson [6th January 2007]
MEET CHAN IN CHINA!
For those of you guys who live in China, Shanghai & Nanjing, its your chance to meet Chan face to face!
VENUE: Shanghai, China
-The bun [22nd November, 2-4pm]
-Nanjing Road [ 23rd November, 3-4pm]
Nanjing, China
-To be confirmed soon! Come back to check it out, dont miss it!
MEET ERNIE IN CANADA, USA & HONG KONG!
For those of you who lives in Vancouver, Seattle, New York & Hong Kong, this is your chance to meet Ernie face to face! VENUE:
Vancouver, Canada -Pacific Centre [15th November, 2-6pm] -University of British Columbia [13th November, 10pm] -Grouse Mountain [16th November, 11am-3pm]
Seattle, USA -Bellevue Square [18th November, 2-4pm]
New York, USA
-Grand Hyatt [20th November, 8-9pm]
-Saks Fifth Avenue [21st November, 2-4pm]
-Macy's [21st November, 11-12pm]
-John's Pizzeria [21st November, 12-1pm]
-Bloomingdales [21st November, 4-6pm]
CONTEST
Hey everyone! Ernie&Chan is now giving you the chance to hang out with them for a day! Bring them to wherever you want to. All you have to do is to answer one question.
Why are you the chosen one to hang out with Ernie&Chan.
Email your entry and your name, age and email to Ernie as soon as you see our brand new video, Carrot Plane on our blog.
Rules&Regulations
-You have to reside in Singapore
-You have to be at least 13 years of age on the date of contest
-Contest ends 2 weeks after video is posted
*If you are linking us, please link us as Ernie&Chan Productions
ps: you cant call dolce & gabbana as gabanna & dolce. The brand is officially called Dolce & Gabbana.
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Great Expectations by Chan Yi Wen
[CHAN]
Great Expectations by Chan Yi Wen
Remember Pip from Great Expectations? Yes. The guy who hoped that Miss Havisham (the extreme eccentric) will intend to make him a gentleman and marry him to Estella, but his hopes are dashed when, after months of regular visits to Satis House, Miss Havisham tells him that she will help him fill out the papers necessary for him to become a common laborer in his family’s business.
And well, the reason why I'm mentioning this is because. I am exactly like Pip today. OMGOSH... Ok. Lets start from the STORY OF MY LIFE @ 3pm till 10pm. At Pepper lunch. Takashimaya.
So. I had GREAT EXPECTATIONS for my job today. BUT WHOA. PLS. this is a plead. When you do go to a restaurant.. PLSSSSSSS eat nicely and cleanly. Dont smear food ALL about. And pls. SAY THANK YOU to the waitress for the love of MIKE.
I get paid 5 bucks an hour. Its shit money. And the environment is DISGUSTING. I gotta pick up after the pigs and take their trays, hot plates, cups, utensils, tissues, blaaaa... its DISGUSTING. I swear I still got the Garlic Soy Sauce and the Honey Brown Sauce stuck in my lungs. Its gonna be imprinted there forever. like a smelly scar.
I used to think that school sucked. And working was kinda like every kid's fantasy. Get out of school as soon as possible. So that you can work and earn money. Well... It changes. I realised that school is SUCHHHHHH a privilege now. It is soooooooooo much better than working your arses off for a pathetic amount of money.
Well some of the old woman working @ pepper lunch are crazy. TOTALLY Eccentric. THEY ARE JUST Absolute IDIOTS(its the fact.They totally hate young ppl who work there. They bully them. I ain't being delusional. Its completely true. I wanna rearrange their faces!) see the angst part of me starts coming out. But im telling you. Beware. This people are scary. they re wierd.
Well I met some people today. Well there's a guy called BOB. Yes. I know. Who the hell in the 21st century calls their kid BOB??? its like TOM DICK HARRY and ... BOB...Well yea, Bob works at PL too. And I absolutely DETEST BOB. Hes prob in his 20s. Hes SOOOOO LAZY. and hes wierd. I think there's something wrong with him. Really. When BOB talks to me, He kinda stutters, but @ the same time, doesnt really stutter. He loves to lick the manager's arses. And he is SUCH A PIG!!! AHHHHHH I HATE BOB!!!!!!!! He doesnt do anything ERGHHH.. he leaves all the dirty jobs to me. PIECE OF ****.
Well theres gonna be school tmr. So I guess I gotta go. Its only 12pm but everyone is ASLEEP. I feel so lonely. And plus I got a new phone. Plus a new line. Don't worry. This is gonna be PERMANENT. Well. The number is: 97301347.
*If you are linking us, please link us as Ernie&Chan Productions
ps: you cant call dolce & gabbana as gabanna & dolce. The brand is officially called Dolce & Gabbana.
